Salim: So, What Was Your Childhood Like?

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Eric: This is my wife, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick. Who is also my boyfriend.

*Rachel has broken up with them*

Eric: Wow.. Rachel really hates us.

Nick: Maybe she's homophobic?

Eric: We're not a couple Nick.

Nick: We're not?

Rachel: You're not?

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

Jason: why do the vampires keep trying to kill us?

Salim: maybe they’re homophobic 

Jason: we’re not gay, Salim

Salim: we're not???

Jason: alright, listen up you little shits

Jason: not you, Salim, you’re an angel and i’m glad you’re here

Salim: Jason, can you do me a favour ?

Jason: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene and take the blame for you.

Salim: cool i guess ? can you do the dishes please ?

Jason: no.

Jason: I just offered Salim the world, so I don’t know where y’all are gonna live, but it can’t be here

Eric: truth or dare

Rachel: truth

Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?

Rachel: dare

Eric: kiss Nick.

Rachel: never have i ever-

Eric: that’s not the game?!!

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.