I First Heard This As Part Of A Skit From SNL That My Roommates Loved Watching Continuously And It Annoyed

Love this...ALL OF THIS 😎

Full shade but some of you just hate on things and mistake it for an interesting personality. You’re not ‘just being real’ nor are you half as deep or thought-provoking as you think. You’re just negative and it’s soooooo boring. The world is already apathetic enough so miss me with your bullshit pls

@the-haven-of-fiction I just posted my happy something that happened to me on my blog 😉 I had a most interesting visitor to my job...he was oh-so-cute! Enjoy the photo!

Does anyone have something happy to share?

Any good news? Tried any delicious food lately? Laughed about something fun? Seen a lizard? (I saw three last week and it makes my day)

Sadness 😭

I don't know how to feel right now...baby sister passed away this morning and I can't get out of bed 😭😭😢😢😞😞 I need something to focus on, because I can't even...

happy 54th birthday Robert John Downey Jr (4th April, 1965)! 

Tony Stark being happy

reblog if u agree

I’m efficiency and shake it up...actually did efficiency this past weekend (and I always do “small piles of paper circled around me” when I sort through ANYTHING 🙃🙃)

Can I join #TeamSmallPilesOfPaper? 👏🏻👏🏻

good types of alone time:

“decadence”

rewatch pride & prejudice (2005 or 1995, your pick)

take a long shower & shave legs

stare at face in mirror for a long time, reflect on changes that have occured in past year

sara bareilles cd on repeat

“deep mystery”

lying on the floor listening to music you liked fifteen years ago

watch dust motes travel across the room in the late afternoon haze

what would be different about my life if i had been a cheerleader in high school?

what was the title of that book you read in the fourth grade?  you only remember the main character’s name and nothing about the plot.  you spend the next three hours googling and then you drop $60 for a first edition on ebay

cup of tea, then another

are you there god?

“efficiency”

take out five boxes of paperwork from the closet and spend the next three hours making small piles around your body on the floor

write first chapter of novel

cover wall in post it notes

lists lists lists

highlight everything

now’s a good time to start that bullet journal

must empty email inbox

plan out next five years of life down to the month, week, day

“shake it up”

blast nsync while scrubbing out microwave

rearrange living room four different ways

today’s a good day to repaint your bedroom

let’s research and plan a trip to san francisco

develop new fashion style, must throw away all items of clothes that don’t work with it

“rain day”

light candle, open windows, put on sweater

reread old favorite book

pet a cat

listen to jewel cd

Worth a reblog

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)