your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
*Me looking back at all my bad decisions*
the last supper but its all of bh sitting at the table.
president bernie is gonna bring us fat pussy friday just watch
🌸 to finally wear crop tops
🌸 to wear off the shoulder shirts/dresses :)
🌸 for skinny jeans to make my legs look long and slim, not short and fat :/
🌸 to wear high tops/boots without fat ankles
🌸 to actually wear my style and cute clothes and not be forced to wear hoodies everyday to hide my repulsive body
🌸 to sit comfortably without feeling insecure around everyone
🌸 so people will notice me for my beauty, not just being the fat funny girl who no one knows her name..
🌸 so when people talk about me, they won’t use “fat” or “big” in the description
🌸 so i can make all my bullies know they were all fucking wrong about me
🌸 so i’m not embarrassed to talk to people or to do normal things (like grocery shop, go on walks, etc.)
🌸 so maybe i can find a boyfriend/girlfriend..?
🌸 i will love myself, for every flaw and mistake, for everything i do, for being me because i will be skinny. i will be beautiful, and that’s all i want.
sometimes i dont know if Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme was a real show or just a cosmic fever dream when i was sick and home from school
S P O K E N W O R D 💕
Men don’t get the chance to open up enough.
he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
it’s tommy wiseau
how girls look after swallowing some nut
One thing I’ve noticed about a lot of these progressive social justice movements (or whatever you want to call them) are simultaneously usually full of people who’ve rejected organized religion but at the same time function like them. I’ve noticed that much like a religion, the men are usually in charge and infallible; they’re sexual transgressions (usually towards women and children) go unnoticed or are swept under the rug. I see that men are put in positions of leadership whereas the women do the grunt work and bear the brunt of any death/rape/physical threats. Women committing thought crimes or speak out or ask questions are swiftly collected, called problematic or whatever, and become punching bags (did a woman say something you didn’t like? Well now you can call her a bitch or cunt or threaten her). Regardless of what the movement is, be it racial, LGBT, gender, environmental or whatever, I see the same garbage culty religious behaviour. I’m starting to really get the centrist point of view: the conservatives and the liberals are both dangerous and full of self righteous shit and hate women