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Masterlist

Bucky Barnes  

Steve Rogers 

Peter Parker 

Tony Stark 

Thor and Loki

Wanda  Maximoff

Taw’s 3k Writing Challenge

Monopoly.

Pairing: Dick Grayson x Female Reader.

Summary: Dick and you play monopoly, things get interesting.

based on this (x)

Tags: @lovingbabybird

You had been playing Monopoly for two hours with Dick now, and needless to say things were getting slightly boring. 

Dick smirks as you throw the dices and fall on the ‘Go to Jail’ square.”Oh too bad babe, seems like you’re going straight to jail…” He says mockingly and an idea pops into your mind as you scoot closer to Dick, since you two were sitting on the floor with the board game on top of the coffee table. 

You smile innocently and he narrows his eyes at you.  “I’m sorry officer, isn’t there anything I can do to get you to change your mind? I’m sure there’s a few things.” You say teasingly and you see Dick gulp down as his cheeks turn slightly red.

“I’m-I’m sorry but the justice system doesn’t work that way.” He stammers and your hand rests on his thigh.

“And you happen to know a lot about the justice system, don’t you Officer Grayson?.” You mumble slowly as you bite your bottom lip, locking eyes with Dick. You lean into his ear. “Fine, but you can pay me a conjugal visit.” You whisper before nibbling on his earlobe, your hear a throaty groan come out of him.

“I guess i have to.” He says in a deep, low voice, before turning to face you and smashing his lips agaisnt yours forcefully. You groan in satisfaction before he bites your bottom lip and tugs slightly before departing. “Were you that worried i was going to win that you had to throw me off of my game?.” He mumbles, still inches apart from your face as his hand goes to your sides, you smile.

“No, you suck at this game - It just got boring.” You shrug and he chuckles.

“Should i be worried that whenever something gets boring you like to seduce men?.” He asks teasingly and you roll your eyes before kissing his jaw and them moving to peck his lips. 

“You’re the only man i like to seduce, Officer Grayson.” You whisper and he throws his head back, groaning.

“Ugh - I have never been so turned on than when you call me Officer Grayson.” He says and you bite your bottom lip. 

“Do you rather hearing me scream it?.” You mumble and smirk and his eyes go wide for a second before a smirk takes over his lips.

He captures your lips once again as your hands grip tight on his black raven hair. 

“I’ll get my uniform.” He mumbles eagerly against your lips before running to your shared bedroom.

this is short but i’m sorry i haven’t posted in a while! ya’know school and stuff.

here's are some of my favorite little things from the OP:LA

the fact that they let Iñaki Godoy keep his lil accent even when playing Luffy like i love that so much

THE BOUNTY INTROS!!! i love how they get interacted with, Arlong's one is my favorite so far

Coby's huge bug-like glasses

Zoro's three little earrings – they look so NICEEEE I WANT THEM

Nojiko. [⬅️ Completely Infatuated]

Sanji being so sweet & kind with Luffy especially

Iñaki's acting oh my god he's so fun to watch and he has such youthful energy that's perfect for Luffy

THE ENTIRE SCENE WHERE ZORO WAKES FROM HIS COMA AND LUFFY CLIMBS ON HIM

Usopp and Nami holding hands for comfort...

The Outfits – everybody fucking thank the costume department RIGHT NOW AND ON YOUR KNEES

Garp throwing the cannon ball

Mihawk's little head tilts that remind me so much of an actual hawk surveying their surroundings

also Mihawk's speech pattern; i never knew someone could speak cursive

Zeff saying "little eggplant" (derogatory/affectionate)

Garp and Zeff's dinner feeling like old ex-lovers reuniting bitter-sweetly like what the fuck was that vibe and can we get more of that please

Gum Gum Gatling

SANJI CALLING ZORO "MOSSHEAD"

just Sanji's temper in general, he's so funny bc he's genuinely sweet but gets riled up so fast

Usopp accidentally meeting Mihawk 😭

Luffy's casual touches and complete disregard for personal space

KAYA BEING READY TO SHANK KURO LIKE YOOOO

everyone's genuine confusion/horror/exasperation when it comes to Luffy's antics

WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE | bucky x avenger!reader 

summary: Steve’s silly joke happened to inspire the best, or possibly the worst, idea Wanda had ever come up with — send James Buchanan Barnes and y/n on an all-expenses-paid honeymoon in Hawaii. the problem? they cannot stand to be around each other.

warnings: enemies to lovers, forced proximity, explicit language, heavy alcohol consumption, sarcastic!bucky, smut in later chapters

word count: 34k  

author’s note: the series is based on The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren!

series’ SPOTIFY playlist

1 | stuck in the middle 

2 | unfinished business 

3 | over the water & down below

4 | as we slowly die 

5 | hands on

6 | ego’s one hell of a drug 

7 | spite her, spite me

it’s all latin to me

zuko x reader college!smau

intros | part IV « part V. fuckin simp » pt VI

summary: the gaang all attend ba sing se university, and you’re a premed student on that grind. you made friends with your bio lab partner katara, who immediately adopted you into her friend group. it’s been two years since then and this semester you thought it’d be a good idea to take latin since a lot of medical terminology uses latin roots, but you’re in way over your head here. good thing your buddy sokka knows a classics major in your section you can study with!

warnings: language, mostly fluff, maybe some nsfw later 👀👀

a/n: only 10 photos per post is really killing my vibe smh. hopefully i’ll update soon but i move 1000 miles away back to school in a week so we’ll see!! updates might be more sparse for a little bit once classes start and all that. also fat lip SLAPS

tags: @theblueslytherin @beifongsss @coconutsaiyan @5sos-wdw @silverreading @the-lva-way @cupofnctea @khaleesi-of-assassins @bloomkings @pyromaniac-olive @lil-lex1 @sokkas--boomerang @cece-lives-here @coldlilheart @royahllty @astralsaf @damianwaynerocks @darkskin-buttercup @emogril @plutaars @duh-dobrik @harajukukitsune @kangaroobunny @harmlessoffering @rosetheshapeshifter @past-2am @welovediaaxx @dailytrashypanda @thenutellabreadsticks @sara5208 @whalerus @fanworrior @andrevvminyrd @travvestys @rosesandpines @cipheress-to-k-pop @starryzxko @justab-eautifulmess @mochminnie @whoevenfrickenknows @asianequation @booksandwonderlands @thesstuff @dekumiya @ya-fwiend-rainbow @spooky-titties @394pitterpatterpotter394 @rockinearthbending-marauders @kurt-nightcrawler @sifucuteness

Common Chinese characters, part 1-3 

Books for beginners

L'Etranger - Albert Camus, 1942

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : « Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. » Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier. L'asile de vieillards est à Marengo, à quatre-vingts kilomètres d'Alger. Je prendrai l'autobus à deux heures et j'arriverai dans l'après-midi. Ainsi, je pourrai veiller et je rentrerai demain soir.

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Le Petit Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, 1943

Lorsque j'avais six ans j'ai vu, une fois, une magnifique image, dans un livre sur la Forêt Vierge qui s'appelait "Histoires Vécues". Ça représentait un serpent boa qui avalait un fauve. Voilà la copie du dessin. On disait dans le livre :"Les serpents boas avalent leur proie tout entière, sans la mâcher. Ensuite ils ne peuvent plus bouger et ils dorment pendant les six mois de leur digestion."

*

Candide - Voltaire, 1759

Il y avait en Westphalie, dans le château de M. le baron de Thunder-ten-tronckh, un jeune garçon à qui la nature avait donné les mœurs les plus douces. Sa physionomie annonçait son âme. Il avait le jugement assez droit, avec l'esprit le plus simple; c'est, je crois, pour cette raison qu'on le nommait Candide. Les anciens domestiques de la maison soupçonnaient qu'il était fils de la sœur de monsieur le baron et d'un bon et honnête gentilhomme du voisinage, que cette demoiselle ne voulut jamais épouser parce qu'il n'avait pu prouver que soixante et onze quartiers, et que le reste de son arbre généalogique avait été perdu par l'injure du temps.

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Sept jours pour une éternité - Marc Lévy, 2007 (slushy)

Allongé sur son lit, Lucas regarda la petite diode de son beeper qui clignotait frénétiquement. Il referma son livre et le posa juste à côté de lui, ravi. C'était la troisième fois en quarante-huit heures qu'il relisait cette histoire et de mémoire d'enfer aucune lecture ne l'avait autant régalé. Il caressa la couverture du bout du doigt. Ce dénommé Hilton était en passe de devenir son auteur culte.

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La Belle et la Bête - Jeanne de Beaumont, 1757 (tale)

Il y avait une fois un marchand qui était extrêmement riche ; il avait six enfants, trois garçons et trois filles, et, comme ce marchand était un homme d’esprit, il n’épargna rien pour l’éducation de ses enfants et leur donna toutes sortes de maîtres. Ses filles étaient très belles, mais la cadette surtout se faisait admirer, et on ne l’appelait, quand elle était petite, que la Belle Enfant, en sorte que le nom lui en resta, ce qui donna beaucoup de jalousie à ses sœurs.

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Barbe-bleue - Charles Perrault, 1697 (tale)

Il était une fois un homme qui avait de belles maisons à la ville et à la campagne, de la vaisselle d’or et d’argent, des meubles en broderie, des carrosses tout dorés. Mais, par malheur, cet homme avait la barbe bleue : cela le rendait si laid et si terrible, qu’il n’était ni femme ni fille qui ne s’enfuît de devant lui. Une de ses voisines, dame de qualité, avait deux filles parfaitement belles. Il lui en demanda une en mariage, en lui laissant le choix de celle qu’elle voudrait lui donner.

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La Cantatrice chauve - Eugène Ionesco, 1950 (absurd)

SCÈNE I

Intérieur bourgeois anglais, avec des fauteuils anglais. Soirée anglaise. M. SMITH, Anglais, dans son fauteuil et ses pantoufles anglais, fume sa pipe anglaise et lit un journal anglais, près d’un feu anglais. Il a des lunettes anglaises, une petite moustache grise, anglaise. À côté de lui, dans un autre fauteuil anglais, Mme SMITH, Anglaise, raccommode des chaussettes anglaises. Un long moment de silence anglais. La pendule anglaise frappe dix-sept coups anglais.

Mme. SMITH

Tiens, il est neuf heures. Nous avons mangé de la soupe, du poisson, des pommes de terre au lard, de la salade anglaise. Les enfants ont bu de l’eau anglaise. Nous avons bien mangé, ce soir. C’est parce que nous habitons dans les environs de Londres et que notre nom est SMITH.

Sex Pollen Fics (Peter Parker)

* = smut (this is an updated and expanded masterlist based off this mini-list)

*Sex Pollen (Series) - @lousimusician

you and peter decide to break into your dad's lab when peter comes across an interesting plant

*It Was The Plant - @eternalstann

you and peter run into some trouble on a mission when trapped in a laboratory with an alien plant

*Boundaries - @eternalstann

friends don’t cross certain boundaries

*Sex Pollen - @eternalstann

peter and y/n touch the plant and they fuck the whole night until their craving is gone

*Love Flower - @selfcarecap

you’ve read all about sex pollen online but you didn’t believe in it - but when you experience it first hand, that most definitely changes your mind - you even have to seek help from your best friend peter to relieve the burn between your legs

*Fool’s Gold - @allegra-writes

where the reader gets doused by the sex pollen instead of peter, but you don’t need to have read that first

*Tension - @rebeccccccaaa

you and peter have always been very flirty and touchy with each other. You chalked it up to just how he is, not that you minded - but what happens when peter gets hit with hydra’s infamous sex pollen and all he seems to be doing is moaning your name

*Sex Pollen - @sadchappuccino

peter gets hit by a strange plant now you have to find away to stop the symptoms

*Fuck Or Die - @peterparkerslefttesticle

peter comes into contact with sex pollen and his best friend wants to take away the pain

*Murphy's Law - @dirtychocolatechai

sex pollen peter but instead of him staying sweet it makes him dirty

*Sex Pollen - @donttellpeterparker

you noticed a strange plant in peter's room

*All I Ever Need - @neko-rogers

peter warned you about the dangers of online dating

☁️ maybe some of your favorite fics your mutuals have written

congrats on 2k btw 🤍

just a heads up that this is a long list lol, and thank you 💕

**majority of these blogs & their works are eighteen plus and over, please abide by their rules

@babyboibucky

devil’s mark | bucky barnes x fem!reader

don’t you worry (your pretty little head) | bucky barnes x fem!reader

deserve better | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@babycap

no vacancies | steve rogers x fem!reader

come and sit in my shade | sam wilson x fem!reader

@belladonnabarnes

extra syrup | bucky barnes x reader

@belowva

(un)cool | bucky barnes x fem!reader

don’t look back | bucky barnes x fem!reader

i wanna make you hungry (then i wanna feed ya) | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@bitchassbucky

CTRL | dark!bucky barnes x darkfem!reader

@blackberrybucky

if you ever want to be in love | sam wilson x fem!reader

as long as i’m here, no one can hurt you | bucky barnes x fem!reader

for the glory of love | thor x fem!reader

@bloomingbucky

attitude problem | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@bucksfucks

clementine | steve rogers x fem!reader

the ink on your skin | steve rogers x fem!reader

@buckysbiota

optimist | steve rogers x reader

@buckycuddlebuddy

ever since new york | bucky barnes x fem!reader

wicked tongue | bucky barnes x fem!reader

trilogy | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@certainaesthetic

spilled coffee | sam wilson x woc!reader

misconstrued and mistaken | sam wilson x woc!reader

2 am waltz | bucky barnes x woc!reader

@divine-mistake

‘till death blooms us art | sam wilson x fem!reader

helios, his modern muse | steve rogers x fem!reader

@golden-bucky

still into you | sam wilson x reader

@gwenavibra

wicked heart | loki x fem!reader

do you want me, love me, hate me? | steve rogers x fem!reader

@jurassicbarnes

take a chance | bucky barnes x fem!reader

sundress season | andy barber x fem!reader

some nights | steve rogers x fem!reader x bucky barnes

@mickey-henry

knowing my fate is to be with you | bucky barnes x reader

you’re the best book i ever read | bucky barnes x reader

@my-divine-death

it’s brooklyn baby | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@roger-that-cap

jack pendleton | bucky barnes x reader

on your desk | natasha romanoff x fem!reader

our olive branch | wanda maximoff x fem!reader

lover | sam wilson x fem!reader

what a lovely dream it is | wanda maximoff x fem!reader

@samwilsons-pillowpecs

crazy, beautiful | bucky barnes x fem!reader

enigma | sam wilson x fem!reader

@starbuckie

soda pop | bucky barnes x reader

keeping me warm | bucky barnes x reader

@strawbeariefaerie

smile for the video camera | harvard hottie x fem!reader

museum melodrama | harvard hottie x fem!reader

@sunstalgia

introspection | steve rogers x fem!reader

safety net | steve rogers x fem!reader

@thefanbasewhore

i never hated you | bucky barnes x fem!reader

@winter-james

strings | bucky barnes x fem!reader

there’s so many more but there were the ones i could think of off the top of my head <3

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