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Druig x F!Reader - Mini Series Masterlist. [COMPLETED.]

“After Druig breaks away from the rest of the Eternals, you follow him into the rainforest in the hopes that you can get him to change his mind. He offers an alternative - come with him. Noting your uncertainty, an incentive is offered to make it worth your while.”

Friends to Lovers. Mini-Series. Explicit Sexual Content.

Warnings will be listed on their individual chapters…

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Edmund x Reader: Patronus

Prompt/ask: None

Word count: 576

Warnings: *Slight* language. Like literally one curse word.

Setting: Harry Potter AU

A/N: So this is just a little something I came up with based on a headcanon I found somewhere in the depths of tumblr-I hope you enjoy my first Harry Potter/Narnia AU! If this inspired any further HP AU prompts, please don’t hesitate on sending them in, because I am absolute Harry Potter trash.

“Shit.”

You cursed under your breath, dropping your arm in defeat. You sighed. It seemed as if, no matter how many times you tried, the concept of conjuring a patronus was impossible.

“Having trouble?” A voice asked in amusement.

You turned to the doorway of the empty Transfiguration classroom, rolling your eyes at the smirking form of Edmund Pevensie.

“What, Pevensie?” You groaned, turning back to the wall where you had been practicing. 

Edmund shrugged, leaning into the tall bookshelf by the doorframe.

“Well, to begin with,” He said smugly, straightening up and taking a step towards where you stood, “If I were you, I wouldn’t hold my wand like that.”

You scoffed, turning around abruptly to face him. “And how exactly am I holding my wand?”

Edmund rolled his eyes playfully, grabbing you lightly by the waist and turning you around. You let out a small noise in protest.

“Okay, first, improve your posture. Put your shoulders back, yeah?”

You narrowed your eyes. What was he playing at?

Reluctantly, you did as he suggested.

“Good.” Edmund said simply, slowly removing his hands from your waist and stepping backwards. “Now, raise your wand.”

You rolled your eyes, turning around to give him an irritated look. “Oh, really?” You said, your tone filled with sarcasm. Edmund just smirked, adjusting his collar.

Slowly, you lifted your wand, turning back around as you did. You held it out at arms-length, focusing your gaze on the wall before you and taking in every detail of the cluttered surrounding shelves and small desks.

“Alright,” Edmund began from behind you, “Now focus.”

“What?”

“Just…”

You could feel Edmund approaching you, his footsteps causing the wood floor to creak. You felt his warm breath against your neck as he raised his hand to place it over yours. You stabilized your grip on your wand, tilting it slightly.

“Alright, now…focus.”

Suddenly, all at once, you knew what he meant.

You felt the rush of energy inside you, building up as you raised your wand-Edmund’s hand still on yours.

“Expecto Patronum!” You cried, feeling every ounce of power within you surging through your veins and rushing to the tip of your wand.

A small, wispy blue figure appeared before your eyes, growing in size as the color became deeper and the shape became clearer.

“Merlin’s beard!” Edmund exclaimed from behind you. He immediately let go of your hand, doubling over to burst into laughter.

A round, flimsy nose was expanding from your wand, attached to what looked like the body of an oversized beetle with fur.

“Is that-“

“An Aardvark?” Edmund finished, coughing through his grunts of laughter.

You giggled, shaking your head in mild exasperation as you raised your wand further.

“I mean, it’s actually kinda cute.” You said thoughtfully, carefully gliding it along with your wand. The figure danced in the air, its abnormally long snout wrinkling with every movement.

Edmund bit his lip, clearly trying not to laugh again. “I mean, uh-” Edmund let out a small noise of amusement, but quickly covered it with a cough. “At least you know you have the ability to conjure a patronus, right?”

He paused, trying to think of anything else remotely positive to add to his statement. “And um, it’s not terrible looking from certain angles.”

You sighed with a slight tone of amusement, turning abruptly and abandoning your patronus.

 “Shut up Pevensie.”

And with that, you leaned in.

That certainly shut him up.

cocoa.

| regulus black x reader | fluff |

anon requested. drinking cocao while doing sleepy talk

cw: slightly steamy, no actual smut, smoking

“Oh, pretty baby, now that I’ve found you, stay, and let me love you, baby,” your soft singing soothed Regulus as you gently combed your fingers through his hair.

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hi hello i would do ANYTHING for fics where there's a reveal to their relationship and people are actually surprised or at least not like "psh we knew all along" (it's fine also if they're surprised to find out keith or lance likes the other before they get together, but not where then the rest of the team is super involved or scheming). doesn't have to be incredibly dramatic surprise. i prefer canon and getting together but... anyway! thanks for reading even if you can't think of anything!

no SERIOUSLY i absolutely agree >:( here you go beb :33

i wanna love you (but i don't know if i can) by beautifulbane

(chapters: 1/1 | 16376 words | T)

So, of course, that was when Hunk had said, "You know, it's really good that we're all friends here. I feel like it always gets awkward when two people in a group start dating, you know?"

"Well, I don't think we have to worry about that with this group," Pidge had piped up, "I love you all, but there's no way in hell I'd date any of you."

Everyone else had murmured their agreement, except for Lance and Keith, who had shared a look before trying to discreetly scoot away from the other.

(Or, Lance and Keith decide to date in secret so their relationship doesn't make their teammates uncomfortable. It goes about as well as is to be expected.)

boys, Falling by icanexplain

(chapters: 6/6 | 27168 words | T)

“I’m good, it’s good,” he rushed to comfort them. He quickly glanced at the dagger and swallowed thickly at the dark patch oozing from his side.

It was not good. It hurt like a bitch.

Or five times the comms were off, and one time they were on, in that order, and five times Lance and Keith carried each other and one time they didn’t, not in that order.

(ft. a secret relationship, too many damn emotions, and an actual arc for Hunk)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out by bad_at_everything

(chapters: 1/1 | 17753 words | T)

Keith and Lance are dating, secretly. Nobody on the team knows, until suddenly everybody does. Shenanigans ensue.

Based on a Friends episode of the same title.

Secrets and Lavender by VertigoReader101

(chapters: 1/1 | 11913 words | G)

Lance rolled his eyes. “Not like you know anything about love, Pidge podge.”

“And you do?” Pidge questioned.

Lance’s eyes subconsciously glanced over to Keith who was stubbornly looking straight ahead, but you could tell he was listening closely.

“I’d like to think so.”

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Or five times Lance was jealous but couldn't say anything and the one time that he punches someone in the face.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

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characters i write for

james fleamont potter

just go

sad hc

secret admirer

birthday hc

fight hc

remus john lupin

as much as I do

gee, i think you’re swell

sirius orion black

royal! reader hc

ten galleons

random hc

no sleep till new year

royal raffoler

sick hc

regulus arcturus black

secret relationship hc

james sirius potter

passing notes

all

seeing you walk down the aisle hc

jealous hc

first kiss hc

How I started reading Chinese novels

I think we all know just how hard it is to get started reading native content in our target languages. For the longest time, I thought reading Chinese novels was an unachievable goal. Every time I opened one up I was just overwhelmed with unknown vocab. So what changed? 

Well, I kinda put myself in a situation where I had to read a novel or else. That’s to say, I took a Chinese lit class at college where we read two novels and three short stories. At the same time I was also taking a half-credit class where we read small parts of the 三体 trilogy. So, my only options were to read or fail. 

The two novels I had to read were 《在细雨中呼喊》 by 余华 and 《家变》 by 王文兴. 《在细雨中呼喊》 was up first, and I decided to do something that I actually wouldn’t really recommend y’all do: I made a spreadsheet of every new word I encountered. Every. Single. One. You might remember I made a post about that last year once I’d finished the book. If you’re curious about the exact details of what I did, I suggest you check that post out. Here’s a screenshot of the spreadsheet:

So lemme just reiterate: I absolutely do not recommend doing this^^^ unless you a) are only planning on reading like a page or two a day, or b) love suffering and pain and misery and crying. I know I definitely stress-cried a few times while reading this novel.

Anyways. I did this for two reasons: 1. I wanted an accessible list of the new words I encountered, and 2. I wanted to track how many pages I read and new words I encountered each day. It was super time consuming, but also really satisfying because I was able to see the number of new words decrease as the days went on. The first day, I read 8 pages and had ~200 new words. By the end, I was averaging 7 new words per page. It was cool to see the progress, but it was a pain in the ass to document so. Decide for yourself if you wanna put yourself through this.

However, not everyone has access to a college-level literature class in their target language. So here’s some methods that have worked for me when reading outside of class: 

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All Reddie scenes in IT (2017)

Re-uploaded with fixed audio :) enjoy

Here are some of my favorite fics!!! mostly tom holland bc im a hoe for him

smut - 🔥

Blow a Kiss, Fire a Gun 🔥(mob!tom au) - @hollandroos

Against the Agenda (fratboy!tom au) - @hollandroos @cosmetologynerd @holland-ish

Forever (fuckboy!tom au) - @starksparker

Knuckles (boxer!tom au) - @agoniedcafe

Call Me King 🔥(mob!tom au) - @thewiseandfree

The Nanny 🔥(mob!tom au) - @thewiseandfree

Battle of the Sexes (college!tom au) - @tomhollahoe

Tag (peter parker) - @multi-parker

Irresistibly (tom holland) - @madmadmilk

World War 3 (harrison osterfield) 🔥- @tomhollandimangines

Spontaneous Love (college!peter au) - @spxderbarnes

Remember When (neighbor!tom au) - @h-osterfield

Unsteady (peter parker) - @starksparker

I’m Always Here (bestfriend!fuckboy!tom au) - @curlyboyholland

Radient Stars (peter parker) - @softboy-holland

Ground Rules 🔥(tom holland) - @madmadmilk

Irreconcilable Differences 🔥(fuckboy!tom) - @bi-writes

What Would They Say? (mob!tom) - @ijustreallylovezebras

Take Me Backstage 🔥(tom holland) - @madmadmilk

Best Friend’s Brother (bfb!tom au) - @spiderbiteholland

Domino 🔥(tom holland) - @madmadmilk 

Rooftop Conversations 🔥(peter parker) - @softspideyboy

🌌 A Quick Spell to Calm Anxiety 💜

Two parts witchcraft, one part psychosomatic exercise.

1) Touch the tips of your thumbs together, and don’t let them come apart.

2) Close your eyes for three seconds. While they’re closed, say (or mouth, or think): “I am steady.” 

3) Take a deep inhale, as deep as you can. 

4) Exhale slowly while repeating the phrase: “Does not matter. Need not be.” Keep repeating it until you are completely and entirely out of breath.

5) Keep breathing in and out, repeating: “Does not matter. Need not be.” Repeat this process as many times as necessary. Try to exhale for twice as long as you inhaled. This is very important.

6) Once you feel the tension inside you fade, close your eyes again and say (or mouth, or think): “I am steady.” 

7) When you believe it, allow your thumbs to come apart.

Brightest blessings, and best of luck 🕉