Human 1 "So how did you get back?"
H2 "They just, kinda, man, I honestly don't know! They just kinda plopped us down and then hit some buttons, and then we were in japan!"
H1 "So you have no clue how you ended up with tattoos?"
H3 "We were directed to walk into this tube like thing then we couldn't move and this thing like an mri started to move and then bam tattoos!"
(Im kinda out of ideas so have this)
First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
So, time in the Infinite Realms is pretty warped. Some places it moves faster, some places it moves slower.
This is pretty convenient for Danny.
This is pretty confusing for the other heroes.
Danny, leaving in a portal: Alright everybody I got some ghost king paperwork to deal with I’ll be back in a sec
Heroes, doing their business: aight
Danny: Hey I’m back! Gosh paperwork is so annoying to deal with..
Heroes: ??
*Danny has an argument with Jazz or smby idk*
Danny, storming off: Don’t try summoning me!
Heroes: you two need to work it out
Jazz: Yeah we should. I’ll apologize when he gets back.
Danny: Hey guys I’m back! Sorry about that I was pretty upset but I’ve cooled down now.
Heroes: ???
Jazz: No worries! I’m sorry too.
Heroes: ????
Or: everybody consecutively forgot to explain the time warping to them. They’ll figure it out. Eventually.
Hi I just wanted to say that for Danny in the strike Au in the scene where you say that they find a pile of strikes clothes and Phantom right there, I would say that everyone would think they were dating possibly.
Like clearly the tracker wasn't on for too long like it was accidentally turned on and then immediately turned off again. So when they burst into the scene thinking kidnapping however they find piles of clothes and Phantom right there....
The assumption would form...
And I don't know how Danny in this a you would react, however he is a commit to the bit type of person from what I've come to understand AU so I think he would go with it to be honest.
Just wanted to share my thoughts with you cuz I love your au!
That is a funny dilemma and I fully see the angle you're getting at, esp with the some of the fun ideas I've seen floating around regarding mistaken identity. In another universe were the AU is more light hearted, I can totally see him playing along with the idea of dating himself to get the bats off of his back.
However, I am a mean person and much like any character in canon or au, oc or not, I like them to suffer and not get what they want or need. I do no like romance, even jokingly; that ghost boy will be hurt by someone trying to kill him. He's going to think he deserves it, maybe he does. Also I really need to redraw that piece if I ever have the time. I need to make it worse.
My actual reaction to this post.
I haven't watched the episode, didn't even know there were new episodes releasing these days, then a celebratory clip appears on my feed and this was literally my reaction
“-So that’s why I got these three soul contracts,” Danny holds up three mystical shimmering orbs of light before promptly smushing them together into one “One soul contract now”
Damian raises an eyebrow, which is impressive to see considering he’s at that moment wearing his mask, “you wanted the drunkard magician to owe you one”
“Clock hinted I should sort it out now for future reasons, I have learned not to argue too much about these things with him, it’s literally and figuratively a waste of time.”
“And that’s why you now have soul sight, he gave you that ability for all this”
“Yeah well funny thing, demons will try to scam you in any way they can, it’s very annoying.” but it was also really great to just go ‘I can see the actual soul stuff I want hidden behind your back…’ whenever they thought they were being clever.
“so- what the heck” Danny startles as Batman enters the batcave.
“Danny?”
“Dami… why does father’s soul look like that” Danny keeps squinting with his eyes, trying to make sense of what he’s seeing
And Damian can feel himself get tense, ready for whatever, “... like what”
“it looks… whole… but it’s like it’s made out of millions of tiny fragments, like a cracked prisma. how does that even work?”
Damian thinks really hard, “but it doesn’t look wrong right?”
“No, it's just the world's most elaborate jigsaw puzzle soul. Please explain?”
“Well… the only thing I can think of is that time where father died after we exorcized the demon Nezha from his body and afterwards brought him back to life cause I asked everyone in Gotham to share a tiny bit of their soul with him”
What “Dami what”
“it was that or dead father, Zatanna told me that my life wasn’t sufficient enough for full resurrection, in fact my life and that of the others wouldn’t have worked, so-”
“millions of Gothamites”
“yes”
“our dad is basically Gotham”
Damian shrugs, “father is father”
“Ancients”
So I'm very very new to the jujutsu kaisen fandom and anime (ep 6 as of now) but so far its just a crack fic made anime.
ME, A NORMAL CONTRIBUTOR TO FANDOM: So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU.
so that One Piece remake news huh
I've been slowly dragged back into the Naruto fandom, but I'm on ao3 this time. I was a 6th grade writer on wattpad the last time I was in the fandom..... I think you can imagine what I read and wrote.
What school did you go to it's 7 to 3 for me then I have a 4-5 hour work shift or volunteering after?
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays