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i feel this on every level

What Dynamic will a child be?

 What dynamic a child will be relies heavily on genetics, and to find the possible dynamic of a child before it is been born, the idea of a punnet square is often used.

A=Alpha B=Beta O=Omega

AAxAA will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxBB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAB will produce 75% Alphas and 25% Betas

ABxBB will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAO will produce 50% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 25% Omegas

AAxBO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

AAxOO will produce 100% Betas

ABxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

ABxOO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxBB will produce 100% Betas

BBxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Omegas

AOxAO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

BBxBO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxOO will produce 100% Omegas

AOxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 50% Omegas

BOxBO will produce 25% Betas and 75% Omegas

BOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

OOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

Okay but that sounds so gay "pensive air and fiery gaze struck him singularly" that sounds like a love poem

Imagine sitting in a quince tree, reading a book, minding your own business... only to encounter a strange, dour man walking around who turns out to be Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

On his roving walks, he met more than once a man whose pensive air and fiery gaze struck him singularly. It was JJ Rousseau, which he learned later.

Charles-Victor de Bonstetten: étude biographique et littéraire d'après des documents en partie inédits. (1860). Switzerland: Georges Bridel éditeur.

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"embraced" is up!

"embraced", the 3rd fic in the Robin Chronicles series is up! <3

Two words: Cuddle Pollen

embraced - foerchen - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

“Finish it,” Wade ordered him, shoving the rest of the bottle at him. Danny did without question, and Logan pulled the edges of his skin together and started stitching again, his hands coated in molasses-thick neon green. “This slow-mo regeneration bullshit is baloney, by the way. Give me hyper or give me death, god damn.”

Danny giggled weakly.

“Oh, you think I’m joking?” Wade demanded. “You have discovered a new in-between hell place I had never imagined! Do you know how rare it is for me to find horrors that I haven’t lived through? But here you are getting your heart sewn up through your vivisection wound because your regeneration is too good to let you die but not good enough to fix you on its own! Do you know how hard it would be to vivisect me at all? Jesus fucking Christ! What a fucking nightmare!”

“Put a cock in it, Wade,” Logan snapped. Danny, on the other hand, was giggling so much his chest was trembling, so apparently he was the type to find his own fucked-up life funny too.

TEACH YOUR KIDS

I REPEAT TEACH YOUR KIDS

It doesn't matter what you think they will or won't do. Teach them about internet safety, safe sex, what drugs can do to you, teach them that they can come to you if they are in trouble because they won't get in trouble in the moment! Help them!

ONE LAST TIME TEACH YOUR KIDS!