I GOT A RICKROLL?!
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
Guys the potential of Jaysen calling Mickey "your grace" as an insult type thing to endearing and like loving would go crazzyyy! trust me!
Naruto is such a beautiful character. He lived on his own at four years old. His favorite food is ramen. The only food he eats is ramen and expired milk. He wears nothing but orange jumpsuits. He spent three years yearning over a guy who Punched Through his lungs. He can summon a giant toad at any moment. He solved the problem of being possessed by making friends with the entity. He’s the reincarnation of an alien god. He’s used the same frog-shaped wallet his entire life. His lifelong dream was to become ninja president. He’s blond. A frog went into his stomach once and was never mentioned again. He once beat a man to death thinking he was his teammate’s brother, and never killed anyone ever again. He’s blond. He won a Ninja World War at 15. He’s changed multiple people’s lives by punching them in the face. He forced his village to pardon the man who tried to kill the entire village (him included) and wasn’t even really sorry about it. His father named him after a character named after a fish cake. He fought god and won. He’s blond.
When you paint you nails black because Cauler would probably paint his and then paint Terzos to match.
“Stop!! You can’t ship that!! It would be toxic!! :(“
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discussing the character with mutuals moodboard
currently procrastinating all of my sworn duties so here’s the icebreaker characters mario kart mains (and why):
Mickey: Koopa Troopa (bisexual icon)
Cauler: Dry Bones (emo)(also matches mickey)
Dorian: King Boo (emo)(makes tongue jokes)
Nova: Toad (classic liberal white girl)
Barbie: Toadette (Nova forced him to match after seeing that Mickey and Cauler matched)
Delilah: Waluigi (mustache)
Jade: Daisy (lesbian)(didn’t know who else to pick)
Mickey "I can't what if they're having a bad day" Liam James III
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Jaysen "excuse me sir he asked for no pickles" Daniel Caulfeild
R.I.P. Zero and Kovy you guys would've hated the PlayStation networks being down.