Horrorenjoyer159 - Alice.

The Substance 2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat

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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

Total Word Count: 44,570 Eddie Munson x Reader

What do you hunger for? A Bones and All AU.

Warnings: canon typical violence/gore, swearing, abusive parents, animal farming/slaughterhouse setting (1 scene only); psychiatric hospital setting (1 scene only); discussion of religion; suicidal ideation/thoughts; murder; no beta; updated each chapter

Chapters:

Chapter 1: Copper Fever 2453 words What do you hunger for?

Chapter 2: Cowboy Cook 2917 words Enter: Eddie.

Chapter 3: The Shire 2785 words Bacon breakfast and you're on the road.

Chapter 4: Hawkins, Indiana 5226 words He's not a hometown hero, but he might just be yours.

Chapter 5: Puppet Master 2628 words It's called sexual cannibalism.

Chapter 6: The Carnival 2383 words Romance. Blood. Guest appearance by Steve.

Chapter 7: Baking Cookies 3294 words It's a family reunion.

Chapter 8: Another Letter 2606 words Someone's waiting for you at Independence State Hospital.

Chapter 9: Set Free 2375 words Canines and carnage.

Chapter 10: Counting Numbers 2822 words You walk a lonely road.

Chapter 11: A Gentlemen 2822 words (again) Welcome (back) to Hawkins.

Chapter 12: Saturn's Knife 1461 words The short and sharp story of where Eddie’s dad is and how he got his scars. 

Chapter 13: Leonard Cohen 3358 words Oh, to be in love.

Chapter 14: Eat Me 4390 words It's time to eat.

Chapter 15: Digestive Tract 3048 words The aftermath.

this was originally going to be a list of headcanons but writing for a jock is actually hard. so, i decided to write a little backstory and i think i got a little carried away so now i guess its a mix of headcanons and a drabble or something????? idk i'm not that great with fanfic lingo. sorry

also!!!! like the eddie one, i didn't specify a time for this. again i was thinking the eighties when i wrote this bc i'm into that decade but you can read this with whatever time you're more comfortable with lol. anyway, enjoy

you’re steve’s girlfriend. who would’ve thought? definitely neither of the two of you. the jock and the weird girl? an unlikely couple. fortunately, after high school, steve’s friend group broadened. obviously, he befriended eddie – and in extension, also befriended the members of corroded coffin. the band is actually how the two of you met.

the two of you had met at a show at the hideout. you had been about three people away from each other when you caught his eye. you were banging your head to nearly every song and he’d grow increasingly concerned for your neck and head. at some point when you stopped, he noticed you wearing an animal bone for an earring. he was immediately intrigued. after the show, he tried to find you but had no luck in doing so. so, he met up with the band backstage. that’s when eddie introduced the two of you.

after that, you two were pretty much inseparable.

though, it must be said that your relationship was pretty awkward at first. when he visited your house for the first time, he noticed your collection of animal bones carefully placed around various rooms, reminding him of the earring you wore the night you two met. he uncomfortably asked about them and you noticed how uneasy he was acting so you gently explained your fascination with death and how you thought animal bones were beautiful and that’s why you had them displayed around your home.

you’d go on dates to antique stores and he’d constantly ask why you wanted to buy and collect old things when you could just get it all brand new. said it all looked nicer too. and you had to explain that you wanted the things in your home to have history. And character. and you liked the look of older things anyway.

about a year into your relationship, you asked for a vile of his blood and you swore you saw him shiver at your question. and of course, he asked why you wanted it. you told him that you wanted to make it a necklace so you could keep a part of him with you whenever you weren’t together. and with steve being such a romantic, his heart melted and he agreed.

whenever you two would go thrift shopping, he’d try helping you pick out clothes to buy. with the two of you having vastly different tastes in almost everything, it was a little difficult. but you appreciated the gesture anyway.

sometimes, things went well and he’d find something that fit with everything else you wore, though sometimes the colors weren’t always right. so, the two of you would go home and dye said clothes either black or red or purple – which he says he likes best on you.

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre house before it was relocated, restored and turned into a restaurant.

turned 24 last friday which is actually kinda crazy to think about. planning on working on other stuff i've previously started working on. i'm hoping to get something out soon but we'll see what happens

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