Fun Fact My Brother Once Asked Me What A Pinecone Made Of Tongues Would Look Like And Now I've Lost Control

sebastian solace

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

And what is Painter wrong about?

CARRION 

by David Romero

The memories

I can never go back to a movie theater like I’d go to a movie theater step into the film arena and the intro would play the Paramount Pictures logo and I would shout at the top of my lungs “I GOT A PAIR YOU CAN MOUNT LMAOOOOOOOOO” and the movie attendants would swipe directly at my neck with their razor sharp claws

my cat lily

imagine your gay awakening being a go-pro kicking your ass . embarrassing .