Everyone, including me, who's familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins' is so useless and thinks he's so fantastic at small talk, but he isn't.
Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I'VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE
listening to a song you used to listen to a lot but forgot about it is like finding money in your winter jacket pockets
but better
Be so fucking proud of yourself for passing the hardest moments alone while everyone believed you were fine.
LOL
The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am
How I first got into cnovels and also how I found out my friend is related to Wang Yibo
It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
Cottage Aesthetic