When Loki Brightens Up At The Sound Of Thunder Rumbling And Says, "See, I Told You," To His Dad, And

When Loki brightens up at the sound of thunder rumbling and says, "See, I told you," to his dad, and Laufey makes that face. And then Laufey’s reaction—“I don’t think it’s who you think it is”—makes you wonder just how often Loki talks about Thor. Add to that the constant repetition of "brother, brother, brother" when they’re not even brothers, and it starts to feel like Loki has an unhealthy fixation. What Daddy and Mommy issues? Loki had brother issues that matches none in the multiverse. It's almost as bad as Fandral and Sif running to Thor, exclaiming, “He’s here, he’s here,” like everyone just knows who "he" is

GAY WEIRDO FREAKS in every universe

What if Loki the supreme variant of Loki because while mcu Loki was out there fumbling the unfumbable What if Loki said YES I AM * OVERLY* FOND OF WHAT FOLLOWS A LITTLE LIGHTNING WHAT ABOUT IT?

Laufey's whole face twitching when Loki does the whole "umm i think you'll find that my bff (brother foreverforever) is here" is so fucking funny that man has SEEN and HEARD too much. Bet he wishes he could conveniently slip into a coma Odin-style.

Like, I just wanna know how it all started; were Laufey & Odin are aww they're so cute look how well they're getting along when Loki & Thor were kids and then boom puberty hit and all of a sudden you had to think twice about touching a surface on Asgard after a Loki visit? (Thor whenever Odin goes into Odinsleep: "babe...come over...my dad's asleep").

you'd think that the lack of repressed resentment would have made them more normal and like...it HAS MADE THEM HEALTHIER no doubt but also...substantially more nuts because all that weird psychosexual tension is just OUT IN THE OPEN.

Loki whenever Bifrost beams Thor onto Jotunheim: MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!! I'M GONNA LICK YOUR BODY CLEAN LIKE A KITTY KAT

Laufey: I REALLY WISH HE'D STOP SAYING THAT BACK TO BACK

I wanna know more about Loki's luxury winter resort venture because that is one of the FUNNIEST THINGS EVER I'M OBSESSED.

HOW OFTEN DO WE THINK IT'S CONVENIENTLY "SHUT DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE" when thor's over 🤔 who's paying for the questionable damages after? (Laufey...we know it's Laufey). The tabloids must go CRAZY on Jotunheim.