Prolly Not Johnny.. Prolly Not..

“tumblr ceo sucks too” oh mood my bad I honestly forget we even have a ceo I kind of just view this website as a self governed purgatory that runs on sulfur and spite alone

so dean is like the forbidden fruit for castiel like

the fruit of knowledge, the one you take from the tree, the one you bite and suddenly you are aware of certain things and you can't go back and God punishes you and you are doomed by the narrative forever

Finally started S8 of supernatural and Cas being universally known in fucking purgatory as Dean’s Angel PURELY BY DEANS ACTIONS HAS ME FUCKING GNAWING AT THE BARS OF THIS QUEERBAIT ENCLOSURE LET ME OUT

fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

How to deal with Destiel

1. You won’t

2. You don’t

3. Destiel absorbs you completely and never lets you leave the hell of emotional disasters until you’re completely trash

i sifted through many messages for this

I AM GOING INSANE WHY IS TUMBLR SO SAD

if dean said "i want you" cas would have heard "like an object." if dean said "i love you" cas would have heard "like a brother." so dean says "i need you" and he means "i need you like i need air." and we know this because dean has been trained to never need anything from anyone. he isn't supposed to need anyone. but cas does not know this and instead he hears "i need you like i need a gun."

why did they include cas shoving dean against a wall on multiple occasions if they didn’t want us to think dean was a little gay

"Castiel always invades personal space" yeah, Dean's only...

Something about spelling Cas with two s’s just feels homophobic