I Never Talk About These Things But I Can’t Remain Silent.

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All the birthday/side appreciation day photos!!

Next year I hope Patton gets some cake- or at least a second cookie :D

there is absolutely no way that this was done by accident

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

I made jer and jamez

GO MY ELTINGS!!!

lmao

Watching as tumblr turns into basically this

did i hear somebody say  j o h n  m u l a n y ?

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

tbh i thought Patton was suddenly being seductive for some reason

No thoughts only this moment

"the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power."

AI art isn't art, why do you refuse to learn how to use a pencil or any art supplies? ibis paint doesn't have a paywall

I am SO glad the Goncharov meme happened before image generating ai you don't even know

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Proposition- humans are deathworlders but the universe sees us as REALLY CUTE deathworlders that will pack bond with anything. Glarbthom commander of all space evil tries to take over earth and just goes aw fuck they're like Tribbles they make cute sounds when they're happy and excited or pleased with themselves and they like to make their hair funny colours and collect weird rocks that look like things; their laugh noise is cute. Their sneezes are amusing and they packbond with everything it's adorable! How can they live on such a wild and horribly terrible planet and be cute?! They come in multiple colours and degrees of thinness and roundness! Some have different eye colours! Some came with different teeth shapes! Some cats have splotches! Some come with spots! And yet they don't freeze unless it's below freezing!!

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Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

pretty gorl

i still don't know what to name herrrr