Bro, If I Ate This I Would Die Cause I Dont Liek Sour Stuff

YAAAAAAAS

Thomas everytime Patton said something:

*screaming sounds of being a naughty child*

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

yes

All the birthday/side appreciation day photos!!

Next year I hope Patton gets some cake- or at least a second cookie :D

Awvsyaufbwj this iz cool 😼

It ain't fantasy but I feel like Jerry would play through the bioshock series atleast once, he definitely simps over Elizabeth and thinks booker is a badass and has a figure or two of a Big daddy and Big Sister cause they look awesome and cool

Mayhaps a drawin of Jerry in Jack from bioshocks attire? (If ur still doing drawing requests mabe)

ugh i really need to get into bioshock 😔 also i just opened art requests this is my first one :>

third year here. yay

no they are not

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

OH NO HES HOT

I’m slowly giving in to another au

this is canon

final offer, Patton. One (1) Virgil in exchange for that smooth rock u found in the imagination two weeks ago

the sauciest

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?