I Romanticize Mundane Things Ab Life Too Much I Was Watching A Lecture For My Animal Behavior Class And

yo ho homosexual

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

the eternal artist mood:

in the clerb

Dragon Tales | 1999

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

i almost made this angsty, and im soooo glad i didn’t 💘

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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