Don’t Let Fanfiction Fool You Into Thinking That Sex Is Real

MY BELOVEDS !! MY BELOVEDS !!!!!!!!

sigourney weaver is so much stronger than me. i would've been so pissed if i had been forced to playact being in love with bill murray when harold ramis was right there so sexygorgeous. i would've changed the whole plot of ghostbusters.

Watching/Reading X-Men :

Tell me a soft memory

a little self-reflect that lead to this

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Egon and his stethoscope. 

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse