vee right before revealing her true form to a human love interest: hey.. would you still love me if i was a worm
so to recap… finn and hamish won’t leave me tf alone after I’ve rejected them 8000 times each.. and they keep doing increasingly weird shit like writing letters that they carry around in their speedos apparently or giving me their mom’s necklace even though we’re not friends.. but STEFAN… my actual ex who came all the way from canada for me and me alone gave up because I didn’t bring him back from casa and now I’m locked out of his route. but also if you do bring him back from casa he’s gonna start doing a bunch of fuck shit and you can’t get mad at him properly… the same exact fuck shit jude’s been doing that made me wanna switch back to stefan in the first place. AUGH
rising from the dead to give you chapter 13 of burn and then immediately dying again
thinking about how palismen can act on their own free will and if their owner is unable to wield them, palismen can make the decision to protect their owner’s loved ones from danger (like with eda, owlbert and luz)
thinking bout evelyn being flapjack’s original owner. flapjack being drawn to luz initially because she reminded him of her. flapjack ultimately rejecting luz as his next owner bc he knows evelyn wanted to protect caleb from harm and that’s where he’s most needed. flapjack only warming up to hunter when he realizes this is caleb and this is who his owner would’ve wanted to protect the most, so he does it for her. belos saying goodbye to evelyn when killing flapjack because he’s the last piece of evidence of her. flapjack being willing to sacrifice himself for his owner’s true love
sorry, gonna stop cluttering the tags after this but the one tiny lunter crumb in the finale, when hunter says "what's the first thing you do when you wake up from a bad dream?" like luz was supposed to know the answer.. i'm absolutely pretending that whenever caleb had nightmares, evelyn would do the light spell and stay with him until he was alright. and that's why hunter told luz to think about it. he knows she knows the answer she just wasn't remembering in that moment. they're soulmates from a past life your honor
if the birthday party everyone throws for luz at the end of the show is near her actual birthday and it takes place right after she says she was taking her finals, that means her birthday's in june and she's most likely a gemini
BOTOX IS EVIL FILLER IS EVIL “LIFT” IS EVIL FAT REMOVAL IS EVIL COSMETIC SURGERY IS EVIL ITS FUCKING EVIL ANTI-AGING IS EVIL ITS EVIL ITS EVIL LET THE FLESH SUBMIT ITSELF TO GRAVITY
"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way