Their Too Cute For Their Own Good

My type of cereal

by Joe Simko

He may be cold on the outside but it's only protecting the ones he love

Fatherly Care

A few days ago, a small creature had seen the light of the universe. A small, inconspicuous subject, which is very small even for its kind as a newborn. 

Kuriza. 

The newborn offspring of the ruler of the universe himself. 

A reproduction of asexual origin, just as Frieza was created by the former king. His genes, perfected. And although his brood is so small, he can already sense the great, immeasurable potential in the tiny life. 

The ruler, in his flawless, pure ivory-scaled form, is adjusting the intensity of the crib’s infrared light, which will provide enough warmth for his future heir. 

Kuriza is dependent on this warmth, as he cannot give him the necessary one himself. Literally the cold-bloodedness he carries in his genes. The reigning father is about to put his asleep brood into the comfortable box, when it looks at him with big, shining red eyes and clings to his arm. His much too large tail wraps around the father’s wrist. 

“Oh, Kuriza, but you must sleep.”, they are…unusually gentle words for the usually ice-cold tyrant who rules his empire with an iron fist. 

Kuriza, however, utters sounds of discomfort and apparently does not want to part with the father. Frieza sighs softly with the next breath, now takes the large blanket from the crib, fatherly gently wraps the cloth around his little offspring as he now sits down on the armchair in the room. He lifts Icejin, who hatched only a few days ago, in front of his chest, carefully rocking him back and forth so that he soon finds his way into a regenerating sleep. 

His voice hums deeply yet pleasantly, and Kuriza nestles more into the ruler’s palms.

Nor did a minute pass that he did not lose sight of his own flesh and blood.

For he knows how sensitive and vulnerable he is at this stage. Any lack of warmth can already mean death. 

That someone so powerful could create something so fragile seems paradoxical. 

But his kind grows quickly and Kuriza will not be an exception, perhaps developing even faster because of his genes. His voice remains an interplay between low and high tones and it has a calming effect on his offspring. The big eyes become smaller and smaller until they are closed completely. 

The lullaby he had been humming was a total success. 

“Very well…little prince”, he whispers softly to himself, now slowly stands up and elegantly struts with the offspring still in his hand towards the small bed, to lay him down there now.

My fantasy Life

Wine && roses aesthetic

Yep he has a problem Too Cute for this universe

he has a problem

Heart attack

Claim your cat some paws 🐾

He startled me

You've reached the throne room

And it appears you were expected

OKAY SO TONY JAY

The late n great va that y'all might recognize as Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame - I don't really have just one voice that I hear for the normal Springtrap that I draw, I hear him in a ton of goofy voices, but Tony Jay for Vamptrap? I'm 🫠 just AHHAHSH

This looks so cute I would love to go to the festival with them

festival date 💫

Highlights of my life

masterpost of horror lists

here are all my horror lists in one place to make it easier to find! enjoy!

sub-genres

action horror

analog horror

animal horror

animated horror

anthology horror

aquatic horror

apocalyptic horror

backwoods horror

bubblegum horror

campy horror

cannibal horror

children’s horror

comedy horror

coming-of-age horror

corporate/work place horror

cult horror

dance horror

dark comedy horror

daylight horror

death games

domestic horror

ecological horror

erotic horror

experimental horror

fairytale horror

fantasy horror

folk horror

found footage horror

giallo horror

gothic horror

grief horror

historical horror

holiday horror

home invasion horror

house horror

indie horror

isolation horror

insect horror

lgbtqia+ horror

lovecraftian/cosmic horror

medical horror

meta horror

monster horror

musical horror

mystery horror

mythological horror

neo-monster horror

new french extremity horror

paranormal horror

political horror

psychedelic horror

psychological horror

religious horror

revenge horror

romantic horror

dramatic horror

science fiction horror

slasher

southern gothic horror

sov horror (shot-on-video)

splatter/body horror

survival horror

techno-horror

vampire horror

virus horror

werewolf horror

western horror

witch horror

zombie horror

horror plots/settings

road trip horror

summer camp horror

cave horror

doll horror

cinema horror

cabin horror

clown horror

wilderness horror

asylum horror

small town horror

plot devices

storm horror

from a child’s perspective

final girl/guy (this is slasher horror trope)

last guy/girl (this is different than final girl/guy)

reality-bending horror

slow burn horror

possession

foreign horror or non-american horror

african horror

spanish horror

middle eastern horror

korean horror

japanese horror

british horror

german horror

indian horror

thai horror

irish horror

scottish horror

slavic horror (kinda combined a bunch of countries for this)

chinese horror

french horror

australian horror

canadian horror

decades

silent era

30s horror

40s horror

50s horror

60s horror

70s horror

80s horror

90s horror

2000s horror

2010s horror

2020s horror

companies/services

blumhouse horror

a24 horror

ghosthouse horror

shudder horror

other lists

horror literature to movies

techno-color horror movies

video game to horror movie adaption

video nasties

female directed horror

my 130 favorite horror movies

horror movies critics hated because they’re stupid

horror remakes/sequels that weren’t bad

female villains in horror

horror movies so bad they’re good

non-horror movies that feel like horror movies

directors + their favorite horror movies + directors in the notes

tumblr’s favorite horror movie (based off my poll)

horror movie plot twists

cult classic horror movies

essential underrated horror films

worst horror movie husbands

religious horror that isn’t christianity 

black horror movies

extreme horror (maybe use this as an avoid list)

horror shorts

I wanted to click on Bill Paxton but David Boreanaz is still a good actor to say the least

Bill Paxton (Near Dark, Aliens, Weird Science)- No text propaganda submitted

David Boreanaz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel)- I'm sorry I have a thing for pathetic loser men and it seems like something tumblr might agree with

Additional propaganda:

Bill Paxton:

They both were struck by their own cupids

you ever love someone so much you just  ‎️‍🔥