TULIP O'HARE, PROINSIAS CASSIDY, And JESSE CUSTER From PREACHER

You would think that the God of Death has no respect for life. However, nothing could be farther from the truth. In fact, out of all the gods, it is the God of Death who has the most respect for life, for all too often have they been forced to watch mortals throw their lives away.

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

This is craziest to me because when John announced he couldn't sign any more books, I started seeking out signed copies of the holes in my collection of John Green books.

I find it absolutely hilarious that the signed edition of everything is tuberculosis costs five dollars less than the unsigned version.

I should sign all the egg cartons. I'd end inflation by myself.

holy shit, ally beardsley is due to stand trial for obstructing the freeway while protesting for palestine.

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They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

if you're inconvenienced by a strike, blame the boss, not the workers

Gabriel Boutin is so cool, I wish French people were real