With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.
may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.
Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?
• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.
• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.
• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”
and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.
“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”
She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.
Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter
• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??
• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:
“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”
• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.
• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.
and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.
teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”
You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.
together? absolute magic
the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3
desi marauders? where you at?😔
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trc fandom please is anybody out there
Was thinking about an au for my bois Andreil and get this,
• Andrew murders someone and gets sent to a mental asylum.
• Neil is a Psychiatrist who is assigned to him.
• Now Andrew ain't exactly the talking type but he finds neil amusing. (Bcoz ofc he does)
• Neil on the other hand is very nonchalant and unbothered about this.
• Cause many patients behaved around him like Andrew AND they always wanted something of their purpose.
• Neil thinks Andrew's the same.
• Andrew isn't.
• this guy is genuinely infatuated with the Psychiatrist.
• But why? Isn't neil just some normal vanilla guy?
• that's the thing. He isn't. The reason why Andrew is so attracted to him is because of Neil's secretive and mysterious nature.
• And he's right. Neil is hiding something. But what is he hiding?
• Maybe that his father is the BUTCHER OF BALTIMORE and that he's secretly involved with the fucking MAFIA?
• Maybe?
• Definitely.
Roses are red,
Men get me irritated
"Why does Roland think you're tying me down?"
"Andrew hesitated"
“free fine shyt” - james potter in heaven, the second they locked up sirius in azkaban
There's this thing called being the cutest ever and. Well. They've gone pro
ngl my favourite pynch moment of all time is when they are all happy in cabeswater and adam gets cabeswater to play ronan’s music and they are all like “ronan wtf stop” and ronan gets all shocked bc he knows it was Adam and he looks at him and adam shares a secret smile with him. AHH idk it’s just so good i think about it a lot.
Ever since the trc graphic novel news came out the only thing I can think about are the gangsey's heights, so here is MY hc on that
I think its described in the books that blue is VERY short and around 5 feet or something but i wanna give her the benefit of doubt so i hc my girl as 5'1 ft (154 cm). Ronan is lanky right? Is he or is he not? Or was it adam that was lanky? Nvm he's still fking tall to me so he's near 6'2 ft (188 cm I think?). Noah also seems to be a bit short. But average. Like mid size. He seems like he's 5'9 ft (179 cm) (I'm gonna ignore the fact that him and gansey are almost the same height in the novel). MOVING on to Adam. He's tall alright. But not as tall as ronan so I think 5'11 or 6 ft (182 cm) Henry's the same height (or atleast near it) NOW. PEOPLE. My beloved. Dick. Gansey. The lll. Is 5'7ft (short king). graphic novels did us short gansey truthers justice. He's pocket sized. And we love him. Yes we do.
It's been 20 years today since David Shore looked at all the weirdos, cripples and faggots in the world and went pspspspsps