Conservatoires are the only place in the world where you get penalised for being late but you can leave class early just to go to shows.
Netflix releasing their view count:
"I'm Tokyo! I'm Rio! I'm El Profesor!"
I'm the guy who uses his one second of screen time to send Raquel a love heart
How could you kin Julian? He’s literally a tory...with this and the patcap shit this fandom’s doing my head in
thanks for the question! i kin julian because i hate women and minorities.
Avatar Kyoshi said fuck them kids 💀
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you realise that you killed your dad and married your mum: ✖️👄✖️
Spent an evening w Milly, suicide postponed!!
New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????
for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:
If I had to speak about love, I'd tell them about us @millificent @metis-metis
A witch once me I have the voice of an angel and it has since been my whole personality Keswick's #1 cappucino maker (somehow)
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