Clocked As A Metal Fan On The Train While Listening To Hannah Montana Wtf Is Going On

Got my wedding crashed by the Joker and Harley Quinn 🙄🙄

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One like and I quit my job

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

You all asked for it so here’s part 3 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ The snake juice one is coming pls bear with me 

Part 1

Part 2 Unfinished bonuses bc this post was freaking cursed and I’m too tired to complete these:

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

“deploying Aubrey”

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

"I'm Tokyo! I'm Rio! I'm El Profesor!"

I'm the guy who uses his one second of screen time to send Raquel a love heart

Why is this interaction the funniest thing in the world to me