You Just Had To Be There

Yeah sounds about right

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

The Chinese goverment gave me my passport back 🎉🎉🎉

Kendrick vs Drake is giving November 5th for locals. Everyone is coming out of the woodworks for some reason or another

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

Lesbian brainrot so severe I just saw a sign for Chadwell and thought it said Chappell

I mean, have you seen Kyoshi?

Happy anniversary <3

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

I like to think that the first 7 tips are the same, but Suki's 8th tip is "don't turn into the moon"

the moon girls edition 🌑🌕

“deploying Aubrey”