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Hi, hello, allow me to casually rip your heart out

In We’ll Be Fine, the beginning piano hits are taken from My Goodbeye. Go give it a listen

:’)

Tomorrow, Odysseus will be home.

90BUCKS FOR PHYSICAL IS AWFUL

Nintendo my darling you’re getting a bit too confident with those prices why don’t you lower them and then we can talk?

The scariest thing this Halloween is our main man Odysseus in 600 Strike that’s all I’m saying.

Found this on Pinterest and I think it does a really good job explaining what it’s like listening to Epic in full.

Odysseus really was sick and tired of Polites haunting the narrative huh?

PLEEEEAAAAASE KERMIT AS ODYSSEUS I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

OR HAVE THE MUPPETS AS THE CREW OR SOMETHING

I would kill for a Muppets Odyssey movie

Portuguese Man O’ War Poseidon where his hair is spindly blue and pink, and he’s got a shoulder piece that looks like the body.

i see your octopus Poseidon and raise you:

siphonophore Poseidon

regarding the ithaca saga

this is no one's fault

please please please dont be mad at jorge

#remoteislandthings

this is just another hiccup. you can be upset about the stream not happening right now. ykw who's probably more upset about it? jorge. hes done all this for us, to give us a good experience.

so BE NICE and be PATIENT winions

please and thamk you

“Men don’t cry”

WRONG

Odysseus cried every morning of his 7 year stay with Calypso. He sobbed on he beach for 2555 days in a row. Do you know how much of a commitment that is?

And do you know how MANLY Odysseus is? The man who was a soldier for ten years, killing for his family. The man who fought giants. The man with muscles so impressive the author had to describe his ‘boxers build’ and ‘rippling thighs’ constantly? The man who easily strung a bow with a 300 pound draw weight, then shot it perfectly? And then proceeded to easily slaughter 100+ grown men?

Never say men don’t cry. Be like Odysseus.