There Are So Many Books I Want To Read, But Alas, I Am SO BUSY.

JORGE EXPLICITLY SAID TO NOT USE EPIC AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE ODYSSEY

CHILDREN JUST READ THE ODYSSEY PLEASE

waking up, head in my hands: the kids. the kids. theyre going to hand in the essays. theyre going to think odysseus rode into ithaca on a jetpack

no you don't understand

HES JUST A MAN WHO FINALLY MADE IT HOME AFTER BEING AWAY 20 YEARS FROM WHAT HES KNOWN HES JUST A MAN WHO FOUGHT FOR HIS LIFE WHO BECAME THE MONSTER TO SEE HIS SON AND WIFE HES JUST A MAN

I had a dream last night where Jorge uploaded a secret saga before Ithaka, and Hera had her own song chastising Zeus for God Games, and Odysseus and Athena reunited with a We’ll Be Fine reprise.

So do with that what you will

Wasps are the sports cars of the insect kingdom until someone proves me wrong.

Despite my lack of ability in drawing men, I’ve decided to bite the bullet and actually try to sketch out Odysseus.

The issue with this is that It sounds INFINITELY easier than it actually is.

I can only really listen to the first three Ithaca songs in full because the last two absolutely shattered every fiber of my being.

Hey

You mates think that Odysseus’ voice is a bit hoarse or gravelly from shouting to fleets for 20 years of his life?

Just curious

The scariest thing this Halloween is our main man Odysseus in 600 Strike that’s all I’m saying.

Current mood: the long, belting note at the end of the Love in Paradise “cliff scene”

You mates know the one