Love How Tumblr Has Its Own Folk Stories. Yeah The God Of Arepo We’ve All Heard The Story And We All

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Eh, fuck it, gimme that bagel news

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

I should use this site more often

My brain is playing the King Zora sliding noise and won't stop

dude i heard you were stuck at banjo kazooie's house & there's a big rain storm outside. are you okay? are you gonna be able to get home tomorrow? why do you keep calling it banjo kazooie's house, btw? thats two people dude, i don't think that's his legal name

Happy burfday to me

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?