I Know Tumblr Likes Violent Man Eating Mermaids But I Fuck P Heavy With Pretty Playful Pretty Scaled

i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags

but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb

so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers

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11 years ago

*hug* you wanna talk?

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13 years ago

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11 years ago

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

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9 years ago

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By Jason Fry (Author), Kemp Remillard (Illustrator)

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11 years ago

A guy in my Japanese class today...

Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?

Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.

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holobean

8 years ago

I would definitely investigate the creepy and ominous noise. With the button, though, it depends... Was I given a reason not to press the button? Yes? Then I won't push the button...probably. No? That button was pressed faster than a buttered bullet. This has been a curse of mine since I was a child. It's honestly a wonder that I haven't won a Darwin award yet.

are you a “press the mystery button you’ve been told not to press” person or an “investigate that creepy and ominous noise” person