Penny: Tonks And Tulip Pulled A Prank On Me The Other Day.

Merula: *hugging MC’s arm*

Merula: We started dating!

*brief awkward silence*

Rowan: *is extremely shocked*

Penny: *is extremely shocked*

MC: *is extremely shocked*

Rowan: WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!

Yet another one

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

THIS IS ONLY VOLUME ONE!

THERE’S MORE TRAILERS COMING TODAY!

I’M THINKING ONE AT SE AND ONE AT SONY!

GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE! TWO TRAILERS IN ONE DAY!

“Broom bristles” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“We’re going to take a first look at Star Wars Battlefront II”

Audience: 

“Spider Man”

Audience:

“Kingdom Hearts III”

Audience: 

Poor Rowan, nobody laughs at her jokes and nobody gets her remarks and facts.

I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself