Hi, I’m Dream.

he doesn't know how it's made

Hehe hoho

Was watching a dumb movie, one of those ones where a bunch of randoms are kidnapped and held hostage and have to escape and get home by the end of the 2 hour 30 minute runtime, and I realized how Wilbur Soot would just ruin this plotline. Imagine you’ve been kidnapped with a bunch of strangers, including this tall British dude named William. You manage to escape and flee the shady abandoned warehouse you were held in, only for Will to stare intensely at the road for a few moments, glance at the trees, spin around in a circle and go “ok so we’re in one of these five possible countries”. wtf. Time passes, you’re on the run, for whatever reason you can’t go to the authorities but oh no you’re being pursued and there’s a field of those small planes ahead but you don’t know how to use them you’ll just get yourself killed and you glance to your side as Will just leisurely jogs past you towards the plane because oh don’t worry he has a pilot license. wtf. And now you’re in the air escaping and Will says it’s time to get you home and then names the block you live on because he’s good at accents it’s his “party trick”. And he drops you off in your neighbourhood in this stolen plane that’s miraculously got enough fuel for all this and he says he has to go because his band is releasing an EP in a couple weeks and he has to get everything sorted in time. When the police ask you to describe the man who helped you a few days later when you go in to report what happened, you don’t really know what to say. Sorry officer, he was a tall British guy named William, I don’t know anything else about him except he really likes bugs. You check Twitter as you leave to see “Wilbur Soot” trending, with the description “Minecraft streamer Wilbur Soot describes how he was kidnapped last week live on Twitch dot tv”. You open Twitch and his face is the top of the trending page with over 100 thousand people watching. His name isn’t even fucking William. 

"Well, we were kissing, it was secret..."

Happy Valentine’s Day, goblins! I hope you’re having a lovely day!

And you know what day it is? It’s Wednesday and you that means 🎶Business Time🎶

"Angel…would you let me, if…if I were to kiss you now?"

"…you know we can’t…"

"That’s not what I asked."

My take on what could have happened between 1941 and 1967. It’s 1958 and Crowley was feeling wine-brave and love-sick.

I was like "He going for 420?" And he went afk-

Spiderverse thots

He likes plants <3