Guys. You All Gotta Calm Down With The Catch 22 Fanart. I'm Just Trying To Peacefully Scroll Tumblr In

me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic

AND THE WINNER IS

cw. fluff, was supposed to be longer but 💔, this is js happy go lucky idk

ceo!sylus who just loves spoiling you, his nerdy!gf.

you want him to spend $200 on skins of your favorite little virtual people? he’ll do it. you want to go to an overly expensive, poorly organized and managed anime or comic convention? he’s buying the tickets and scheduling a flight. you want to buy a limited-edition, anniversary figure that costs a car note?

sylus. will. do. it.

and he’ll be there to support you. always. he’ll sit in your gaming chair with you perched in his lap, half-lidded eyes much more focused on your rapidly changing expressions than the intense gameplay on screen.

he’ll attend those conventions with you, cosplaying with you as your favorite ship or character. it successfully wards off any snotty-nosed, body-pillow-toting neckbeards too from trying to cop a feel or peek up your skirt or down your top. it just takes one sharp look and they're backing off, stumbling away with muttered, incoherent apologies and more sweat pouring down their hairy backs.

you’re cute, yes, but that's only something he gets to fully appreciate.

hell, sylus will even sit there and help you put your figures together, whether it be just putting pieces in place or supplying materials for your garage kits. one of those figures is still sitting on his desk to this day.

there’s no limit to how many times he’ll swipe his card for you. anything you need, he’s there to give it to you, his beloved.

use him to your heart’s content. that’s what he’s for, after all.

feeling targeted.

me at a family gathering fr

It's so obviously a trap and I am jumping STRAIGHT IN! Head first baby!

mc’s no.1 nerd superfan

The only thing better than his smile is making him smile ~

🥳🎂

No because I literally thought the same. I need to see his bathroom now what??

you telling me THIS is the bathroom sylus called “small?”

you telling me THIS is the bathroom those shower sex fics were about???

i was imagining it would be at least 1/4th the size of the room but DAMN