"your Ship Will Never Be Canon" You Silly Silly Boi

why is "mummies are so rare bc the british ate them" always presented as like a morbid fun fact and not an example of heinous racism and dehumanization of people of colour to the point of cannibalism. a little bit odd if im honest.

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

It’s me. I’m the fans.

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

you can replace studying with 0.5-4 hours of thinking about The Character. but watch out

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud