Latest Posts by hilsonpolycule - Page 7
I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis
the long awaited return of house md imagines. sorry abt your oncologist y/n
House MD episode in 2024: House drags Wilson to a medical conference on queer healthcare. House's constant homophobic commentary makes Wilson want to die but when he tries to give people apologetic looks, he realizes that they don't look offended at all, they're actually laughing at the jokes. Later when they try to hit on women at the hotel bar they learn that everyone at the conference thought they were just a gay couple getting a bit silly with it.
he diagnosed me with brain rot :-/
House MD episode in 2024: House drags Wilson to a medical conference on queer healthcare. House's constant homophobic commentary makes Wilson want to die but when he tries to give people apologetic looks, he realizes that they don't look offended at all, they're actually laughing at the jokes. Later when they try to hit on women at the hotel bar they learn that everyone at the conference thought they were just a gay couple getting a bit silly with it.
I love this format
The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
i am in fact on that old men yaoi shit. they are like beetles to me
save me, bisexual MDs, save me
Literally everybody around House: stop taking vicodin! Stop being dependent on drugs!
House:
I love father/son bonding and gay people
Challengers (2024)
Judge: who speedran all these malpractice crimes in 24 hours???
James Wilson:
Something is in the water
dawg look at my doc🔥🔥i'm going to die
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