No. Trans Women

A beautiful mess

“I didn’t want you to leave… Just once more… I wanted to love you”. Let’s continue with Aomine audios, I bet you waited for them for a long time! This is a bit love troubled one, with happy ending though; you came back, though he let you go wishing you the best, never telling before he wanted nothing more than you to stay. Please use headphones! You miss the high quality of this audio otherwise. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- This is from drama CD “Fantasy Kareshi vol. 2”

Aesthetically pleasing

Same

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

I realise my parents don’t actually understand my twisted Gen Z sense of nihilistic humour like I’m currently coughing my lungs up and I have four shows to peform in the next week and two full dress rehearsals so I said ‘I could just chug an entire bottle of cough syrup before each show and hope for the best’ and then my mum said she was gonna take the bottle out of my room because she genuinely thought I was going to do it like no mother if I was going to chug an entire bottle of anything it would be bleach

Student in the hall: if you’re stressy and depressy an your life is kinda messy clap your hands!

Entire hall: *CLAP CLAP*

The signs as shit I said at work this morning

Aries: who the fuck needs 30 pounds of chicken tenders at 10 am?

Taurus: (to rotisserie chicken) the boys are back in town.

Gemini: *drops entire pan of gravy *

Cancer: that looks horrible, this is horrible.

Leo: Every time there is a call off, someone from management owes me 3$

Virgo: imagine muenser cheese, but the rind is neon blue.

Sagittarius: *to my boss* please for the love of GOD, fire me.

Libra: Sorry I’m late guys, I didn’t want to come back.

Scorpio: Yeah, I gave that homie the wrong brand of Colby, but nothing really matters, anyway.

Capricorn: its time for Captain Spock to take command for me. I am unfit to run this ship

Aquarius: Raw chicken or Cancer– we are all dying anyway, who gives a shit.

Pisces: Every time a customer complains I grow a little bit stronger, if this keeps up I’ll be deli manager in 2 months

Wine bottle

My mom accidentally dropped a bottle of wine, after that she came to me.

Mom: „Look, this is a good bottle, stable and well-built“

Me: „I wish my life would be that stable and well-built”

She laughed at me. Like literally laughed, thanks mom; thanks.

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters