curse of strahdanya ep. 15 'something wicked' | 3:46:04 (major spoilers)
Aka Crow's headcanons about old people and social media
Skrimm - has an account on most platforms, but hardly posts on any of them. Likely has a private instagram or private Twitter he uses mostly to complain or make fun of his friends. Doesn't post at all on tiktok, but knows a few too many niche references to pretend he doesn't use it. Prefers shorts or reels but ultimately doesn't doomscroll as often as you'd think.
Queenie - has an account on most platforms like Skrimm, except she does post on a few of them. Mostly her tiktok and Instagram. She posts beekeeping videos and gardening tips, and people love her for her southern charm and raunchy sense of humor. Occasionally posts a hunting video with a really clickbait-y title for fun. Has a Tumblr!
Taishen - has a personal tiktok account he never posts on, and a Serenitea account thats almost entirely managed by Mei Li at this point. In turn, he runs his Facebook like the navy, ALWAYS updating it with new blends and all the fun he's having abroad.
Barnabos - only has Facebook and Twitter, only uses Facebook to keep track of his sailing buddies and Twitter to keep track of Skrimm. Only posts to reply to people, or to post ridiculously dangerous photos of sea monsters he's fighting
Jornir - barely knows how to use his camera app. If he has any social media, it's entirely Queenie's fault, and he never posts on it himself. If you look at his gallery it's full of pictures of birds, plants, the most gorgeous candid landscape shots you've ever seen, and blurry pictures of his friends. He has 4 photos of himself in there: one stealthily taken by Queenie, one properly taken by Taishen, and two accidental selfies that he hates. Has a Tumblr... Which is again Queenie's fault
(foot note: I don't use many of these, I'm basing them on the vibes of the sites back in like 2012 lol)
I shared this idea on the Discord but thought I’d put it here, too (preemptive angst warning, sorry): Lost In Your Eyes Tarquin time loop fic where he goes back to the start of his journey over and over again any time anyone dies (I imagine the first day he doesn’t believe it. He has dreams like this all the time. But then he gets through one day. And then another. And then realizes that maybe this is real? And after the first loop and first successful save he realizes that maybe there is a chance. Maybe this is his second chance) and finally gets a chance to save everyone…!
…Only to wake up from some kind of coma or something and figure out it’s all fake. He never managed to save anyone. They’ve been dead for years.
I imagine him finally getting onto land and seeing Amanda again. He saves her life by protecting her and falls unconscious - he wakes up in a hospital. He’s drowsy and confused but he asks the first employee he sees about Amanda - only to get a response that they don’t know any Amanda… He is in denial about this the entire time.
Eventually they let him out and he searches for her (and the rest of his crew). She has to be out there somewhere - there has to be some reason no one came to visit him. Maybe they were waiting for him. He saved them, after all.
I imagine he runs into Amanda’s mother, who is not happy to see him, and she tells him that Amanda’s been dead for years and it’s his fault, angry that he would even suggest that she could be alive after all this time and give her false hope, and Tarquin is just devastated.
moreee hand drawn sfth text post memes - character ids in alt
yay yippee
One year for class we read “Much Ado About Nothing” by Shakespeare, and all I’ll say is, Clarissa and Mark (from Clarissa’s DIY Wedding) reallllly remind me of Hero and Claudio (I think that was his name)
Anyway, my class did a vote on if/how long we thought the other pair and Hero and Claudio would last and people were not confident in them (Hero and Claudio, that was) lasting soooooo take that as you will
Currently imagining an AU where instead of having them trade Torbek to get Frost back, Mr. Witch just sends Frost into the feywild to get experimented on. Frost becoming the one possessed by The Other. Frost, who so greatly values his mind and his control of it losing control. The other's reaction to learning Frost is GONE. The Krew going into the feywild to save their friend instead of Zabilna. The Krew having to fight Frosty because he lost control. Frost's guilt after attacking his family. Oh my god
Google docs is evil. Handwriting my bubbamiah fics
Tom’s timing for this line is unparalleled istg
Desperate times call for desperate measures
I'VE FINALLY WRITTEN IT!
Thank you OUAW/LoA Tumblr for motivating me, I have finally done it and written out a oneshot for this idea!
"Frost Waits." (2,769 words) - an AU in which Frost takes Torbek's place when the crew doesn't do the trade for one reason or another.
I'm not 100% happy with it, but, hey! I wrote it! It's done!! And I knew if it wasn't a oneshot it was never getting done- but maybe in the future I'll do something more in-depth with it. I hope you enjoy it regardless :D
Hi! I'm just another random person on the internet. I go by any pronouns, or you can just not refer to me. Whatever works. Have a nice day/night! :D(Changed my name in the hopes that my irl friends won’t find me hidden under this trench coat…)Current hyperfixation/Interest: ENA’s Dream BBQ, Legend of Avantris's DnD stuff (just finished catching up to Icebound! Half way through Curse of Strahd now and starting Edge of Midnight), and slowly falling out of the SFTH fandom :C
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