Baby Groot: [is crying]
Rocket: Hey, listen to me. You’re out of control, okay?
Baby Groot: [cries more]
Rocket: You’re a baby. Your life is not that hard! You’re embarrassing yourself!
The cuteness is so perfect!
Entanglement -Chapter 5
This isn’t my favorite picture BUT I did slowly make this whole feeling really down so I’m just happy I finished it. This amazing story is by @hibatasblog!
Love this!
✩˚₊‧♡ Blackmail Material ♡‧₊˚✩
masterlist [COMPLETE]
18+ only | no use of y/n | f!reader | complete | word count: 30,591.
a classic tale of "that fuckin raccoon found your sex toy." post-endgame friends-to-lovers smut with feelings.
i am not writing off the possibility of an epilogue someday (a "one year later" scenario won't fully let go of my brain) but for now i feel like this story has been told and we can leave these two to enjoy their smutty little lives together.
Collects 3 of 3 Parts. ♡‧₊˚✩
♡‧₊˚✩ Part One: Blackmail Material [8/7] you've been hiding one - or maybe two - things from your best friend on the Bowie. unfortunately for you, now he knows. smut with feelings + fluff. sex toys, voyeurism/exhibitionism, impact play.
♡‧₊˚✩ Part Two: Self-Sufficience [8/28] rocket deals with the emotional aftermath of your night together, engages in some kinda-sad masturbation, and learns that deep down, his most-secret kink is having sex with someone who loves him. fuck. smut with feelings + fluff. angst, sexual fantasy, dirty talk, oral sex (f receiving), spanking.
♡‧₊˚✩ Part Three: Bioluminescent [10/23] rocket finally decides what he wants. you're glowingly happy to oblige. smut with lotsa feelings + fluff, dirty talk, begging, light dom/sub elements, little bit of oral, references to impact play.
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Quill: Yondu loved me. He just didn’t care for my general happiness or self-esteem.
Dies from just this one snippet.
attriage.⋆☁︎:・꧂preview
[anticipated 8/9] ❤︎❤︎
18+ only | rocket x f!oc | 17/40 | wip | wordcount: pending. masterlist, notes, & moodboard. ART: pearl's character design | pearl & rocket's bunk | heartspur scene chapter one. nemotia. art by @/frostedwitch
pearl is a brat. see below for warnings & notes.
She gasps and bucks beneath him with a little broken whine. “M’not fuckin’ done with you yet,” he growls against her as aftershocks ripple along her body. He feels her shiver at the threat. “Go on, pearl. Tell me about your little plan, huh?” “R-right now?” she squeaks weakly, and he huffs a warm breath of laughter against her. She whimpers and moans, knees bending like she wants to curl her legs right up around him to protect her poor little cunt from his mouth. Unfortunately for her, trying to close them up right now would only mean locking his head right where he wants it. He wishes she’d try — the thought of those pillowy thighs pressed snug against his cheeks when he fucks her with his mouth anyway, making her flail and cry? He’s hungry for her, all over again. “Right now,” he croons, lapping his tongue once against her. She spasms against him, and exhales a shaky, wounded little noise. The soft, leathery pads of his fingertips trace her slit, then slide up to her clit. He paints the little nub in gossamer wetness till it shines. She shudders when he does, and he grins at the sight of her pussy, fluttering weakly. “Is my slutty little housewife too distracted to share all her big-brain ideas?”
from chapter eighteen. attriage. ❤︎❤︎ cicatrix masterlist.⋆☁︎:・꧂
a story about scars. two survivors learn about themselves, each other, hope, and the universe. a freakish little monster visits the high evolutionary’s bride on her wedding night. an adventure of intergalactic proportions ensues. aka raccoons make plans; the universe laughs.
WARNINGS for this chapter: so much smut. cunnilingus, d/s vibes, praise, slight degradation, use of “slut”/“whore”/”brat” (affectionate). edging, mentions of pussy-slapping. playful bites. overstim. aftercare. maybe a lil bit of top-drop.
fluff ✮ | spice ✩ | some smut ❤︎ | much smut ❤︎❤︎
banners & rose dividers by @/saradika-graphics pearl dividers by @/thecutestgrotto
Both sublime and sexy!
Suggestion: Rocket doing a heist but he's the femme fatale in a cocktail dress instead of the besuited mastermind
BRILLIANT suggestion nonnie, A+++ galaxy-brain idea, grateful forever for this ask, may your skin be forever flawless and your bank account forever bottomless. just between you & me tho, rocket’s a little insulted at the implication that he can’t be both simultaneoustically.
to be honest he was really excited when one of the avengers mentioned a “time heist.” when he saw the quantum-uniform design he was like “what the fuck. terrans are so frickin boring”
eat your heart out, otta spice
imma be honest tho if you’re trying to mastermind a heist and this raccoon comes up to you all sultry and seductive and maybe brushing his tail lingeringly along your inner wrist, the heist’s in trouble
rocket fanart masterlist | art masterlist current art queue | main masterlist
raccoon dividers by @/thecutestgrotto fairylight dividers by @/saradika-graphics
Oh, my poor babies here. The exchange is so beautiful. You can tell that they are both struggling so much. Your work is amazing! Seriously, check out all the art by shelbyinubakilee!
Rocket hurt all over, more than that, he was angry. He’d been through so much. So, when the small human threw the parka and scooped him up he bit through the white cloth right into the hand that held him, that cradled him softly against a chest with a beating heart.
A squeak of pained surprise sounded above him. Again, there was the taste of blood in his mouth. Rocket screamed a high-pitched wail before using all of his remaining strength to bear down as hard as he could on the flesh between his teeth. Again, there was the sound of another’s pain. For a moment, the arms restraining him clenched tightly, squeezing his ribs, almost hurting, but the grip quickly stopped and loosened.
Still biting hard, Rocket decided he wouldn’t let go until he was forced to or killed. He would go down fighting. He struggled, worrying at the flesh trying to inflict as much pain as possible. “It’s ok,” the voice above his said shakily, “You’re ok, little guy.” Rocket paused mid-bite, his teeth releasing some of their pressure. -Chapter 3 by @hibatasblog.
Wow. Caffeine did not help with anxiety. But it made me laugh though!
Stop crying, I trying to help ya’ !!
Anti Semitism is real and a danger in this country.
i see all of you writing the former over the latter in your posts and comments and so does every other jewish person on this website.
Rocket: [Referring to Blackjack] He’s selling us out!!!
[Rocket starts strangling Blackjack but is pulled off by Lylla]
Lylla: Rocket Stop!!! There has to be a reasonable explanation! At least give him a chance.
Blackjack: Thank you Lylla… I’m selling out.
[Lylla starts strangling Blackjack and Rocket crosses his arms and smiles smugly]
Fan art for the amazing fan fic Window Across the Galaxy by raccoonfallsharder
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