Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.
Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.
Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-
Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.
sobbing tbh
timmy drake !!!!!! (both of these are wips but I'll never finish them!)
Tim: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Jason: Nat 20 Charisma.
Tim: That is NOT how that works.
TEEHEE
some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]
(and tim and alfred the cat)
i found this going through a link that brought me to something called x.com? Just thought it was both hilarious and adorable.
recently i've been struggling (watching slime scooping videos)
AGH
Screenshot redraw (somewhat)!!!!!! That one frame where Nightwing holds boba and Jason looks so done lives in my head rent free
screaming crying throwing up tbh😻😻
Pretty sure I dreamed about Jason Todd last night... Anyone have any coping tips?
look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes
teehee
i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions
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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay
jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables
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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion
Jason: i got you
[later]
Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?
Jason: is he listening?
Bruce:
Jason: your welcome
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this could work with all the batfamily members actually
[when Duke was first starting to be signal]
Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler
Signal: ???
Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself
Nightwing: Tim what
Red Robin: !