Cozy Request ??! If U Still Do Requests

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

!!!!!!!!!

“Oh yes, Oh yes, the both reached for the gun”

Except the gun is Robin. It’s Batman against his enemies- who will always try and use his children against him.

me with preening slut's tits

cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes

hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation

hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore

Jason: I bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Dick: I bet I can!

Bruce: *looks at them momentarily, checks that 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading his book*

Interviewer: so what is your opinion on real-life fanfiction?

Cass: hmm?

Interviewer: fanfiction centering around real people. Such as yourselves.

Tim, grinning: well I mean I've been writing a self-inseet into the Wayne Family fic since I was ten, (it updates on Tuesdays, by the way) so....

Interviewer: blinks

Duke, delighted: whaaattt???

Tim: were you not made aware? I thought everyone knew, and we just weren't talking about it.

Dick: no, no that's definitely just you, Tim. Somehow it does not surprise me, though.

Tim: huh. Well, it's quite popular

oh my god i’m tweaking he’s gorgeous

A Tim for @mlim8

i love this fandom so much lmfao

When your bestie is hungry…>:)

ME

3 apples tall

My favorite type of scam is where someone makes an account impersonating a famous person on social media, and then just goes into DMs and asks for money while also saying a "catchphrase" in a weird attempt to make themselves look legit