Her Mother Is Away On A Business Trip.

"Umm coach, aren't you supposed to blow the whistle so I can dive in?"

Oh..yeah right sorry. I was err, distracted

"Oh come on, let's stop pretending like you don't want me to lift up this dress..

My mom won't be home for another hour you know "

"Yo check out my ass step bro...

Getting crazy big right?"

"I heard you bragging on the phone to your friends about how long you last in bed. One thing I won't tolerate is my own brother being a liar. You've always been a loser and I'm gonna prove it. Stay right fucking there and let's see how full of shit you really are"

"Why you looking at me like that daddy"

Like what honey?

"Like... You're hungry"

"Merry Christmas step-bro!"

"For your Christmas present you get to watch us make out"

Wait, what!??

"Hehe, aren't you so glad the three of us are family now?

"Hey wait a sec, is that a Christmas cracker in your pants!?"

"Oh oh! I wanna pull it!"

"No way I saw it first! Sit still bro"

Thank you Santa for giving me slutty stepsisters this Christmas.

I know I'm not crazy, my little sister has to be doing this on purpose.

When your sister and her friends find out you're taking part in No Nut November this year and she decides to place a bet with them that she can make you fail.

Ever since my injury my new stepmom suddenly decided she was a massage therapist. I think she just enjoys being a cocktease knowing I'm helpless