Don't Give Your Cat Boy Milk He'll Shit Himself

God I want

Cryptids w knives cryptids w knives 😍

Cryptids With Knives Enamel Pins from EldritchRach

Mothman // Jersey Devil // Nessie Jackalope // Flatwoods Monster

Say his name. Muhammad Muhaymin.

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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?

that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.

Stupidest thing Voltaire ever did? (you can only pick ONE)

Oh god. That's a tough one, he did SO MUCH dumb shit. Off the top of my head, getting involved in that embezzling scheme while in Prussia for the last time is definitely up there. Cause like...you're the king's guest and you go do something that's guaranteed to piss him off?? Dude...

that weird ass cat deserved better idc

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All the credit to @skoogeth on Twitter, aaa I love this

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

its very important in ace attorney that every lawyer has their funny little girl, and i hope you all understand the phoenix was mia's funny little girl