my dad: what are you reading?
me, looking up from yet another fanfic about gay wizards from the 70s and pretending I haven’t cried about three times already: ……… e-book?
asexuality and aromanticism are real things. If you dont agree unfollow me thanks. Dont want nasty people here
"We're sometimes here to help"
THE GLORIA SCOTT - now all in one place ! once again thank you to candy and also owl for yelling at me 💛
Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!
We have:
Bitchy boy from Hell
Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat
Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)
Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful
Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude
A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss
Bird
Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention
Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM
Cute librarian :)
A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for
A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex
Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet
Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork
Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste
One (1) man with no trauma
The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion
Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post
just realised that both regulus’ and sirius’ graves are empty
as normal straight people do
Holmes: my dear Watson :c i'm so sorry i put you through an extremely dangerous situation (again)
Watson: that was the best day of my life and I'm going to write about it in my diary with a glitter pen
no i'm fine why do you ask
“falling star” by The Neighbourhood is a letter regulus left for sirius after his death and you can’t convince me otherwise
Tryna find the right time to tell you what you might not like to hear
I can feel the zeitgeist stuck inside the pipeline for some years
I wanna be your lifeline but everybody can't be a millionaire
I'll be in the night sky, shinin' like a light on always there
You're in my DNA, I can't keep away no matter how hard I try
You're runnin' through my veins, something I can't change
That's the same reason why we're
Further apart, the closer that we are
Yin & Yang ☯️