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I love John Titor 💚

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(from the La Source's anecdote)

I've wanted to post it for a long time, but I completely forgot... sorry >.<

Small detail: John Titor doesn't have eye bags in the new garment and she looks healthier overall!! Maybe she cares more about herself now? Anyway I'm really really happy for her <33

In fact, I'm just making her sleep and rest enough.

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Hi everyone, and today I thought I'd share with you my new headcanons about John Titor !!

I remind you that I make no claim to the canonicity of my opinion, and it's all just a creation of my imagination <3

It would be challenging for her to connect with someone who doesn't understand her speech and/or is distant from programming. Therefore, she often spends time alone with her computer. However, if you manage to make a good impression on her initially, she'll translate some of her phrases for you using her computer. If you decide to learn hexadecimal code, she would highly appreciate it. She'll feel more comfortable with you if you both understand each other.

Considering she calls herself a time traveler, it can be assumed she would enjoy telling you about the different time periods she has visited. Whether you believe it or not, just listen to her. Don't mock her, refrain from sarcastic comments, and jokes at her expense; it could hurt her. Let her know you're listening.

Perhaps, she has a strong interest in time travel. She enjoys learning various theories and articles, possibly creating her own theories on making time travel possible. She would likely share her knowledge and thoughts on this topic with you frequently. And your conversations with her will revolve around that topic.

The same can be said about her interest in computers, programming, and various technical equipment.

She likes cookies with chocolate chips inside. Also, she enjoys dipping the cookie in milk until it becomes soft, then eating it.

Aesthetically, she likes when food is presented in small boxes. Although not a fan of sweets, she finds it cute if a pastry is in a small box tied with a ribbon.

She might like tea with milk, although initially, she may be puzzled by the fact that someone actually mixes these things.

She drinks coffee with milk and no other way. Coffee without milk is too bitter for her. She often drinks too much coffee to ward off sleepiness.

She can consume alcohol, but very little and very rarely, only when offered by some colleagues, and she agrees out of politeness and to some extent curiosity. She dislikes the taste of alcohol, but liqueur seems pleasant if prepared correctly. She hates the feeling of intoxication.

If you want to invite her somewhere, invite her to a cafe in the first half of the day. I think she would order coffee with milk and an omelet, but she might be surprised that they don't serve just milk or the omelet is served differently here.

She's not picky about food, yet she cooks for herself because she knows her own tastes and preferences. If you want to cook for her, tell her about it, and don't mess up during cooking. She won't be mad if you make a mistake; she'll just start redoing everything her way.

You need to be very close to her for her to cook something for both of you, but she'll do it in her usual way if you don't tell her your food preferences.

Honestly, I can't imagine her in romantic relationships with anyone. I think she can only love platonically, and it will take a lot of time. She'll gradually get to know you and trust you, which may pose some challenges for her. In this regard, she is very cautious.

If you intentionally mistreat her, no matter the offense, she will leave immediately. She won't talk to you, and you won't see her again (I forbid yall to hurt her)

She has no interest in intimate closeness at all. She has no desire for it. She has never thought about it, and she sees no point in it. For her, it's something strange, grounded, and possibly even dirty, a pointless waste of time. She considers intelligence and extensive knowledge the only primary and very valuable things. Focus on genius.

She's not very tactile. She doesn't need it.

Don't touch her hair under any circumstances; she hates it. She'll get angry and distance herself from you.

Don't touch any parts of her body, ESPECIALLY without her permission. Although she is likely to not allow you to do so if you ask.

She believes hands are only for work. But perhaps, if she trusts you completely, she may let you hold hands with her. But not for long.

Her hugs are very, very rare. They are short, almost imperceptible, but that doesn't mean they are insincere. If she allows it, you can hug her while she's busy, like coding on her computer.

She's not good at humor, so she's unlikely to understand your jokes. Perhaps, she knows a couple of very ancient jokes that everyone finds unfunny. Charisma is not her strong suit.

She likes music from the '70s and '80s. She listens to various songs while driving her Corvette through the city at night.

Such trips are her favorite activity. As soon as night falls, she gets behind the wheel of her Corvette and just drives random routes. She returns shortly before morning. Because of this, she almost always sleeps very little.

That's it for now! Hope you like what I've come up with. Love yourself and John Titor <3

1 picture is the original

2 picture is my silly little sketch!!

HELLO???

CAN HE MARRY ME? I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE PERFECT AT MATH FOR HIM AND GIVE MYSELF A NUMBER INSTEAD OF A NAME, I'M SURE OUR NUMBERS WOULD MATCH PERFECTLY, PLEASE BE MY EUCLID AND I CAN BE YOUR HYPATIA, I LOVE YOU, I NEED YOU SO BAD

I'm trying hard not to wake my wife up when she's asleep just to tell her a random fact about fandom on which I have hyperfixation and it's really HARD 💥💥💥

to do list for today (everyday):

love John Titor

kiss John Titor

hold John Titor

cook for John Titor

wash John Titor’s hair

dry John Titor’s hair

brush John Titor's hair

hug John Titor

hold John Titor closely

hold John Titor’s hand and walk around town

get coffee with John Titor

introduce John Titor to nonbinary twink barista

go to work and think about John Titor a lot

do a good job to make money for John Titor

text John Titor while i'm on break at work

facetime John Titor on my break if she is not busy

go home to John Titor

play video games with John Titor

watch youtube videos with John Titor

watch tiktoks John Titor sends me

protect John Titor from home invasion

protect John Titor from inclement weather

protect John Titor from natural disasters and extreme weather

protect John Titor from active shooter situation (when applicable)

teach John Titor self defense (let her punch me for practice)

encourage John Titor to make art

frame John Titor’s art and use it to decorate our home

make sure kitchen is full of John Titor’s favourite snacks and also treats

give John Titor prescription stimulants (prescribed by medical doctor)

monitor John Titor's sleeping patterns (make sure she's getting enough rest)

check our seasonal produce at local markets for new dinner ideas for John Titor

make John Titor a playlist on Spotify

discover new music to show John Titor

buy soap

take a shower

plan some future trips and activities with John Titor (she loves this)

consider what she is thinking and feeling and be attentive to things she may not express need for openly

don't be annoying!!!

make jokes for John Titor

consider brand partnerships that fit with John Titor’s image and lifestyle if she was famous

sitting on her lap might fix me I swear

(I'm really sad after that story chapter, let's do things differently and no one gets hurt. She's actually fine, we just had a nightmare or something)

and in each case, the disney canon: no live real parents shown or a full normal family

please let me hug them all, I love them so much