Them-core
Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton
I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
one thing i despise as a shifter is *fandom* and how unhinged and insensitive it can be
ESPECIALLY about people you consider family and hold dear to you.
the amount of times i got angry over someone making thirst comments about my boyfriend (who was dying and losing weight in the show)
(in my DR heβs healthy so i donβt have to worry about any of that)
the comments they would make about himβ¦
itβs disgusting, fandom is disgusting
u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program
young teen ekko with cornrows just fits him idk. and older ekko with an afro/natural hair. i think everyone should consider it more. please. please?
I don't know who needs to hear this but you're allowed to hate this reality. I remember in early shifttok they would drag YOU if you said that you did, have you seen the state of our world? Who WOULDN'T hate this reality? not too mention telling people not to hate this reality make people feel invalidated for how the perceive this reality.
this year has made me realize how alone i really am
John Wick + slicked back hair
Hello! Can I ask for Eren with prompt 9? I would love to have a tutor like Eren since I can't learn this German for last couple of years and it's horrifying π
Honestly, props to you for even attempting German, I don't dare anywhere near it! Ty for your request and I hope you like how it turned out (*ΛοΈΆΛ*).q.:*β‘
Prompt 9 / E. Jaeger
"They try to teach you German"
Though he's patient, Eren can't suppress his laughter sometimes while teaching you German.
Cws; fluff, Eren is a lil flirty, pre-est friendship
Notes; gn!Y/n, college au
How to pronounce schΓ€tzelein (this is just me being a crackhead)
"Ah, you're precious." Eren huffs away a laugh.
"Did I not pronounce it right?" You look at him with big eyes.
"Well, for the most part, you did β it's just β " He licks the inside of his cheek, and has to huff away a laugh again, " β Don't worry about it, let's continue."
So you continue, and Eren doesn't correct your pronunciation of that one word, because it cracks him up. Meanwhile, you're sitting there wondering why he's trying so hard to suppress giggles and growing red in the face.
He reaches a breaking point and leans back onto your bed, ringing out with the best laugh you've ever heard.
"What β what on earth did you just say?" He wheezes.
"I don't know, you tell me!" You throw your hands up.
Eren sighs and heaves a breath to steady himself after such a good laugh.
"Precious, you're absolutely precious." He thinks to himself.
Eren composes himself, and then leans in close to you so he can peer at your textbook. His scent is so soft and comforting, you almost want to give up learning for the day just so you can rest on his chest and sleep.
After correcting your pronunciation, and slowly reciting the phrase with you, syllable-by-syllable, Eren looks at you tenderly.
"What?" You look up at him.
"Huh?" He flicks up his brows.
"What are you looking at me like that for?" You smile shyly.
"Nothing." He says nonchalantly, and looks back at the textbook, "I just think it's cool that you want to learn German. I mean, your pronunciation is β "
" β Don't say it!"
" β Absolutely dreadful β but you'll get there."
For some reason his lips spread into a grin. He's probably thinking of all the words you mispronounced today. Ah, yeah, he definitely is, look; now he's suppressing laughter again.
"What!" You cry out, "What is it this time!" You laugh with him.
"Nothing, nothing, ah, you're the sweetest, ' schΓ€tzelein." He says.
"What does that mean?" You ask, squinting at him in suspicion, "Did you just call me an idiot or something?"
"Figure it out." He teases.
"That's not fair! Tell me! C'mon, please, I wanna know!" You whine.
Eren just grins at you evilly, and continues teaching as if he didn't just call you 'darling'. He stubbornly refused to tell you what it meant.
I will never forget how my mom and grandma howled with laughter when I was trying to learn the lyrics to YouSeeBigGirl. I can't live down my pronunciation of lebendige β('ο½`;)β
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