I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I will shift tonight.
I WILL SHIFT TONIGHT.
Y/n, having the zoomies: I AM GOING TO DRINK LAVA AND BECOME GOD
Armin: NO, the fuck you are not
leaving tiktok, and reading up on shiftblr is like re-discovering shifting. it has yet to be a week since I've read about shifting on tumblr and I've shifted TWICE, in a row, even if it was for a few minutes, I literally shifted.
i actually am so excited to shift and tell you guys all the crazy ass stories about my dr. it doesn't matter when it will be i just know that it'll happen eventually. and i am so grateful to know what shifting is.
Hello! Can I ask for Eren with prompt 9? I would love to have a tutor like Eren since I can't learn this German for last couple of years and it's horrifying π
Honestly, props to you for even attempting German, I don't dare anywhere near it! Ty for your request and I hope you like how it turned out (*ΛοΈΆΛ*).q.:*β‘
Prompt 9 / E. Jaeger
"They try to teach you German"
Though he's patient, Eren can't suppress his laughter sometimes while teaching you German.
Cws; fluff, Eren is a lil flirty, pre-est friendship
Notes; gn!Y/n, college au
How to pronounce schΓ€tzelein (this is just me being a crackhead)
"Ah, you're precious." Eren huffs away a laugh.
"Did I not pronounce it right?" You look at him with big eyes.
"Well, for the most part, you did β it's just β " He licks the inside of his cheek, and has to huff away a laugh again, " β Don't worry about it, let's continue."
So you continue, and Eren doesn't correct your pronunciation of that one word, because it cracks him up. Meanwhile, you're sitting there wondering why he's trying so hard to suppress giggles and growing red in the face.
He reaches a breaking point and leans back onto your bed, ringing out with the best laugh you've ever heard.
"What β what on earth did you just say?" He wheezes.
"I don't know, you tell me!" You throw your hands up.
Eren sighs and heaves a breath to steady himself after such a good laugh.
"Precious, you're absolutely precious." He thinks to himself.
Eren composes himself, and then leans in close to you so he can peer at your textbook. His scent is so soft and comforting, you almost want to give up learning for the day just so you can rest on his chest and sleep.
After correcting your pronunciation, and slowly reciting the phrase with you, syllable-by-syllable, Eren looks at you tenderly.
"What?" You look up at him.
"Huh?" He flicks up his brows.
"What are you looking at me like that for?" You smile shyly.
"Nothing." He says nonchalantly, and looks back at the textbook, "I just think it's cool that you want to learn German. I mean, your pronunciation is β "
" β Don't say it!"
" β Absolutely dreadful β but you'll get there."
For some reason his lips spread into a grin. He's probably thinking of all the words you mispronounced today. Ah, yeah, he definitely is, look; now he's suppressing laughter again.
"What!" You cry out, "What is it this time!" You laugh with him.
"Nothing, nothing, ah, you're the sweetest, ' schΓ€tzelein." He says.
"What does that mean?" You ask, squinting at him in suspicion, "Did you just call me an idiot or something?"
"Figure it out." He teases.
"That's not fair! Tell me! C'mon, please, I wanna know!" You whine.
Eren just grins at you evilly, and continues teaching as if he didn't just call you 'darling'. He stubbornly refused to tell you what it meant.
I will never forget how my mom and grandma howled with laughter when I was trying to learn the lyrics to YouSeeBigGirl. I can't live down my pronunciation of lebendige β('ο½`;)β
Shifting is guaranteed. I know you hear a lot of people say this, but it truly is. Nothing can stop you from shifting, not even death. The moment you found shifting and decided you want to do it, you already did. There's no hurry, no rush, you just have to wait for it to be reflected into the 3d. And it's 100% sure that it will, so sit back, get yourself a drink (coffee) and watch it come to you!
YOU are the creator of your reality.
recognize your power. embrace it.
have faith in yourself because in the end, itβs your decision to make.
I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP Λ.β
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