Stop Pondering Failure When Failure Doesn't Exist

HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER 🙏💔 JUST A LIL DOUGH MAN TRYNNA SURVIVE WITH HIS FRIENDS 😔

*taps mic*

m…men

mappa’s fanservice is crazy!!!!

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

stan in “gideon rises” always fucks me up, especially the moment when he looks through abuelita’s empty kitchen and knows what he has to do for dipper and mabel.

because he remembers what it was like to be scared and hungry—what it was to struggle after being kicked out of his own home—and he’ll be damned if he lets that happen to his kids too.

Shufflemancy Readings

Status: OPEN

Hello, beautiful people! My name is Kay :)

Welcome to my page. I practice shufflemancy and reality shifting. If you would like a reading for your shifting journey, DR, or anything reality shifting related, this is the place to be.

Before ordering, please read this post. 🫶

To order:

Read my rules

Read the menu

Decide what you would like Make Payment here on PayPal or cashapp @ kayleighcheyenne22 and screenshot payment receipt

If shop is closed and you still send money for An order, you will not receive a refund and your reading will not be finished until I reopen

To place your order, go to this link https://forms.gle/vZk8LetXCLM3RddYA

Tips are appreciated but not required 😊💗

You may receive your order via DM or email so I can send you the google doc with your readings. I like to type them out on google docs so I can be as detailed as possible.

Rules

This is a safe space, so be polite and open minded

Payment must be made before submitting order form.

I am allowed to deny any reading if you do not follow the rules.

I do not do pregnancy, career, health, or other major life decision readings.

Please remember! This is a reading, not a fanfic, know you may not hear exactly what you want to hear. There are no refunds.

Be patient. You can expect most readings within two to three weeks. If you have not received your order when I told you to expect it, please reach out.

The only other thing I ask is for feedback after your reading :)

The Menu

General shifting

Shifting guidance $5.55

Your overall shifting journey $7.77

Desired Realities

How you are perceived in your DR $7.77

Your every day DR life $7.77

Your DR self lore $7.77

Advice from your DR self $7.77

Channeled message from DR self $10.10

Channeled message from someone in your DR (will need the name and pronouns of the person your message is from)$10.10

Channeled DR playlist

5 songs $2.22

10 songs $5.55

15 songs $7.77

Desired Reality S/O

Please include your S/O’s name in your DM

How your s/o perceives you $7.77

Channeled message from your s/o $10.10

Channeled playlist from your s/o (10 songs) $5.55

Your s/o's love language $7.77

Channeled letter from s/o (two to three full page letter) $15.15

Desired Reality S/O 18+ Spicy

Will need to include your S/O’s name and pronouns in your DM

Your s/o’s fantasies about you $7.77

What about you turns them on $7.77

General channeled spicy message from S/O $10.10

Packages

DR s/o package $20

Learn how your s/o sees you, the future they want with you, their love language, and a channeled message from them

Spicy package $20

Learn your s/o’s fantasies about you, how they are in bed, their turn on’s, how they turn you on, a channeled spicy message from them

Shifting journey package $20

This package tells you where you are currently on your journey, where you will be, and where you were. Learn what is currently working and what isn’t. What advice does your higher self need you to know to help you shift, and a channeled message from your higher self.

Build-a-Package $25

This package allows you to pick up to four of the options given. This is also a great way to ask multiple individualized questions. Options: how your friends perceive you, how your s/o perceives you, how your family perceives you, message from D/R person, spicy message, what’s working/whats not, your s/o’s ideal future together, quirks about your DR self, quirks about you that your s/o finds adorable, how to connect with your DR self, what your s/o is holding back, what you’re holding back, shifting advice, 10 song channeled playlist, individual question(s), DR lore

Add ons

Something you want isn’t listed? You can order individual question. Dm me and we’ll put a price on it together :)

u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program

we *all* eat dick

Y/n: Titans are cannibals because they eat people.

Eren: Oh yeah? Then what am I?

Y/n, glancing at Armin: Jeager, you only eat dick and I'm pretty sure that makes you a slut!

Eren: YOU FU--