TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I don’t think adding nonbinary to Victorian’s gender system would’ve fixed their weird sexism. If anything I think it would’ve made them weirder and sexismier

I blush and I love you too and I’m sorry that you feel so sad.

Damn

Start a sentence w "i blush and i" and let your autocorrect finish it

I blush and i have a lot of people who have a friend

...cool.

Hi Neil!

I just wanted to share that my ten-year-old kiddo got a whole bunch of Doctor Who stuff for Christmas and their favourite (apart from the 14th Doctor's sonic screwdriver) were this unlikely duo of Daleks. My child put them in front of me and excitedly went "Do you see it?!" and I, the unwell creature that I have become since watching Good Omens six months ago, went "Oh my God... it's Them."

So without further ado, meet the Ineffable Daleks.

Awww...

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

This is just the b-plot of Phineas and Ferb

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

Yooo let’s goooo

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello to all of the lurkers out there!

Come on guys!!! Let’s go this

ALL THREE AT ONCE LETS GO

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