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Minecraft headcanons are amazing! Give me all the headcanons!

villager culture headcanons

• All villagers speak the same language, but have wildly different dialects and accents depending on the biome. A taiga villager will almost certainly have some difficulty talking with a desert villager. Wandering traders, however, are usually decently familiar with several if not all biome dialects.

• Villager names used to be just things like Wheat, River, Oak etc. However, through linguistic evolution and cultural exchange with other biomes, actual names came into use. For example Gren, a modern name common among snowy biome villagers, actually originates from the name Grain (commonly used by desert villagers) being adapted for pronunciation with a snowy biome accent.

• Herobrine is present in villager folklore in every biome, but each biome's folklore has a completely different version of him.

• In the plains, he's considered a mysterious person with godlike powers, unpredictable and capable of both great benevolence and cruelty.

• In the snowy biome, the legends say he appears to those who are close to death to answer any questions and doubts they may have and ultimately take them away to the afterlife.

• The desert biome has a somewhat similar version of him, but there are some notable differences. It is said he only appears to those who die by getting lost in the desert. Some say he forms from the sand before the dying person's very eyes. Others describe him as "blurry at the edges" and "rapidly blinking in and out of existence", as if he's not quite there.

• The savanna's version of Herobrine is something else entirely. He's said to be a hostile, violent cryptid, more animal than a person. He's usually depicted with tattered clothes and sharp teeth, less commonly with claws.

What other dances would he and the othes like and would be able to dance? I really would like to know there favorite dances!

JJ’s Charleston

Because of Strictly, I’ve been watching alot of different dances. As of right now, I’ve come across the Charleston. It’s very fun, energetic and fast, but I really would like to learn how to dance it.

But above all, I just see JJ dancing the Charleston perfectly!

I really would like to see it happen! Animation, skit or even @therealjacksepticeye , anything really, I just want to see it.

But I understand if it’s not possible.

Yo

Long shitpost time.

Reading the questions on a test-

Realizing you have no idea how to answer them-

When you’re singing alone but you’re also doing the back-up singer’s lines-

When you can’t smile for a photo without looking like a murderer-

Being dead inside-

Judging me for the last joke-

How it feels to be drunk (I’m assuming)-

“Hey can you help me with-”

When you draw a good piece but fuck up the eyes so you cover them with a piece of paper…-

When you’re awake but your brain is already asleep-

Asking your hands why they are impossible to draw-

When someone wants to take a photo of you but you don’t like how your face looks today-

Getting soap/shampoo in your eyes-

“I’m not high mom!”-

When you take someone else’s chair on accident-

When you remember what he did to you-

Me when I realize the last joke sounded weird af-

You rn (probably)-

Okay Imma go now

Everything you were saying I agree with and kept hurting me lol

BUT THEN YOU SAID THAT NO ONE WOULD FIND HIES BODY!!!!!

THAT KILLED ME!!!!!

Okay I am the only one who thinks that this song perfectly sums up empires!scott

Like he had to freaking MAKE UP A REALITY WHERE JIMMY LOVED HIM BACK. WAS THAT UNREQUITED LOVE REQUITED? WAS IT REALLY? (no)

HE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIS OWN BROTHER BECOMING AN EVIL DEMON AND ULTIMATELY CAUSING BOTH OF THEIR SOULS TO BE RIPPED FROM THEIR BODIES.

DUDE FREAKING ISOLATED HIMSELF BC OF DANGEROUS MAGIC HE DIDN'T ASK FOR.

All of his friends are either dead or left. His kingdom is in ruins. No one will find his body.

NO I AM NOT OKAY

My Math Teacher

He has been my math teacher since 8th grade! He has such good humor (in my opinion at least).

Example #1: 9th grade, we had a test and told ud that he wrote an example on the board but actually he just wrote the word "example" on the board.

This made me laugh which was good because I was so stressed. I had forgotten that the test was that day and I only had a couple minutes to study but that simple joke calmed me down alot. Surprisingly, I ended up with 100%.

Example #2: This was today.

January (√10²+√25), 2019

He wrote the date like that!!!😂😂😂

#CrayonProject

Hi there! My name is Elton Harris, and I’d like to talk a bit about the #CrayonProject. It’s something fun I’d like to do and involve as much of this community as possible in something we can all have fun with that might bring us closer together! This community is full of so many amazing artists that I can’t just let this opportunity slip by.

(If this goes well, I’m also thinking about doing other YouTubers such as Markiplier and Thomas Sanders, but we’ll get there when we get there.)

Something that’s been on my mind for a few months now but I haven’t seen anywhere is the thought of a JackSepticEye coloring book. I think it’d be really cool to come together as a community and make that happen! The only problem is that I couldn’t possibly do all of it myself, which is where you guys come in.

I’m asking artists everywhere, from all parts of the community, to come together and help put this project together with me. Submit as many pieces as you like using the hashtag #CrayonProject, and make sure they follow the guidelines:

1. The drawing must be your original art. No tracing, theft, or otherwise. Please be respectful, thank you. I will do my research on each accepted piece.

2. The drawing must be lineart only, and digitally drawn. It must use black lines on a transparent or white background, with zero or minimal shading. (If you are a traditional artist and would like to join, feel free to PM me and we can talk.)

3. Try not to make it overly busy. Have enough space for coloring with at the very least a colored pencil.

4. Words or speech bubbles must be legibly printed, if added, Computer text is fine as well. Profanity should be censored. (Have fun with it, though.)

5. Absolutely no discriminatory, political, gory or sexual drawings will be allowed. The only exception to this is gore for AntiSepticEye, and only to a reasonable extent.

6. Canonicity is key. The characters allowed are Sean/Jack, Sam, Anti, Dr. Schneep, Marvin, Jackaboy Man, Jameson, Robbie, and Shawn Flynn. Please do not add in OCs, other YouTubers, or AU versions of the egos. If you have an idea you’d like to pitch me, by all means please PM me, but I can’t guarantee I’ll agree to it.

I will personally go through and critique every submission in the #CrayonProject tag, and will even submit some myself as examples (though they may not make it into the book either)! I will eventually be contacting some artists about their pieces to ask for consent of use, and there may be a form to sign, I’m not sure yet. But I encourage all of you to have fun with this!

Please reblog this post even if you’re not an artist yourself, I’d love to see as many people as possible coming together for this!

JSE Community Train.

Please reblog if it’s okay for ANYONE in the JSE community to message you and chat.

Need friends, distraction or company? Reblog then check back at all the reblogs friendo. 😁 You can message any of them.

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Roses are red.

His eyes are blue.

And sometimes I wonder

If he feels it too.

When I first met him

Sparks literally flew

I didn’t know what we’d be

When I asked, “Who are you?”

When I thought he was dying

He said I love you

And I wish I’d said,

“Cas, I love you too. ”

His lips are pink

My cheeks are too

When he says things like,

“I could go with you.”

But this time he can’t

I’ll be trapped for all time

In a box with Michael

I guess this is goodbye.

So this is goodbye

So this is goodbye

So this is goodbye

So this is…it’s…

No! DEAN!

You sit the fuck down!

We’re having this talk.

You’re going to hear this

Before you choose to walk.

You see hellfire was red,

But your spirit was green,

The most beautiful soul

That I’d ever seen

And though at first I admit

It was just my mission

When I gripped you tight

And raised you from perdition.

You soon became

My everything

My faith, my hope

My strength to keep fighting.

YOU taught me free will

That fate DOESN’T always know.

And sometimes we just

Make it up as we go.

And now you’re just quitting?

Let me help you too!

Or have you forgotten

That I watch over you.

…That I fell for you.

…That I died for you.

…That I gave everything for you.

…That I did all of it…for you.

SO DON’T YOU DARE

Try to give up on me.

Cause I’ll never stop fighting

To rescue you, Dean.

Tagging a couple people that I think would care:

@aloha-cowgirl @crack–attack @ladystiltskin67 @petrichoravellichor @allornothingmotherlickers @verobatto-angelxhunter @superwholockandbooks-art @howdopeoplebeoriginal

Happy Valentine’s Day I guess? This was originally supposed to be fluffy but it kinda got away from me, lol. I regret nothing though.

In case you were wondering how are things in Puerto Rico part 42

THE GORVERNOR RESIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes me the angriest about everything, what makes my blood just absolutely boil and overflow with disdain is that the governor is SO corrupt, that he and his administration blatantly DEPRIVED VICTIMS of hurricane Maria of food, water, and supplies to gain leverage from the hysteria. People died. CHILDREN STARVED TO DEATH, FAMILIES DIED OF DEHYDRATION, THE ELDERLY PASSED AWAY FROM LACK OF MEDICAL ATTENTION AND THEY LAUGHED. 

I will never forgive Ricardo Rosselló. I will never forgive the corrupt administration of Puerto Rico.

How dare you watch your own people die before your eyes and wash your hands in their blood?