EXCUSE ME
@therealjacksepticeye Sir,
METHINKS
You Have
Some EXPLAINING
To Do!
@rogue-of-broken-time @fear-is-nameless @huffle-dork @septic-dr-schneep
Um...Hi, fellow reader here. I'm trying to find new stories, fan fics and oneshots to read on wattpad and I would like some help.
I'm looking for crossovers of different movies, tv shows, series and cartoons.
I'm also looking for videogame stories/crossovers.
Youtubers as well. I'm also looking for xreaders. Ships are also acceptable.
Sorry if I sound needy but wattpad stories is one of the three things I use my phone for and waste my time in when I'm bored or having a bad day...
So here's a list of things I want the stories to be; sorry if it's long...
1. Avengers
2. Spider Man
3. How to train your dragon
4. Rise of the guardians
5. Minecraft
6. Herobrine
7. Creepypastas
8. Gravity Falls
9. Miraculous Ladybug
10. Danny Phantom
11. My little pony
12. Doctor Who
13. Supernatural
14. Sherlock
15.Mythical Creatures
16. Dragons
17. Centaurs
18. Winged Wolf
19. Werewolf au
20.Youtubers
21.Mianite
22. Thomas Sanders & Sanders Sides
23. Markipiler & egos
24. Jacksepticeye & egos
25. Winged au
26. Avatar The last Airbender
27. Disney
28. DreamWorks
29. Vampires
30. Shape shifters
31. The last Guardian
32. Detroit Become Human
I think thats all, probably left out somethings but anyway.
I would like to point out that I don't like smut. It makes uncomfortable even though I admit reading 1 or 2 stories like that. So please no smut and if it has, please, nothing too...you know...
Thanks for the help. I appreciate it and again sorry if I sounded needy or demanding.
If you think this looks familiar, then your right. I did a post like this one last summer.
-K.A.
Is it weird to feel empathy and sadness for a place that isn’t your home? Is it wrong to feel a pit in your stomach and a hole in your heart when many of your friends and acquaintances, many of the people you admire and many of the people who have served as your mentor in life have once called the island home?
There’s a full scale riot in Puerto Rico and you’re probably hearing rumblings about it on your timelines. To summarize, there was a leaked conversation on the Telegram app (think WhatsApp) in which the governor of Puerto Rico and other members of his administrative team held conversations of insensitive, misogynous, homophobic and criminal nature. The nature of these message, which officials found humorous and worthy of applause, were abhorrent, embarrassing and downright heartbreaking.
These officials went through painstaking details to reveal how throughout the aftermath of Hurricane Maria and during the months where Puerto Rico was dealing with an ever-rising death toll, humanitarian aid that was sent to Puerto Rico; aid such as necessary potable water, food and sanitary items; were withheld from citizens that needed it most. These provisions were left to spoil, expire or become unusable in exchange for political propaganda and public relations stunts that these officials could “sell” or “promote” to the population and “sell” or “promote” them as benevolent and doing everything they can for the Puerto Rican population, thus earning them the 2020 re-election. That’s right, they were using the suffering of Boricuas and their desperation for clean food and water to lock down those crucical re-election votes. The motherfuckers.
In the midst of these details, they took their time to make many politically incorrect, hateful, cruel and abhorrent messages about the poverty level of their people; finding humor in saying a man paid for more for a shirt than he makes in a month. They found the time to make fun of women protesting the treatment of Boricuas post-Hurricane Maria, finding humor in their plight alongside the amount of female deaths due to domestic violence. They found time to make fun of the LGBTQ community, because hey, why not at this point, they joked about the #MeToo movement, and general misrepresented themselves to the point they appear to be the worst people on Planet Earth. Still, that’s not the sole reason the people have reached the boiling point.
The people of Puerto Rico have come to realize through these conversations the degree of unforgivable cruelty that these officials are seemingly capable of, knows no limits and knows no bounds.
Hundreds upon thousands of people have died. They have died horrible deaths from starvation, lack of water, and lack of sanitary conditions that no one considered a US citizen should ever experience. Yes, Puerto Ricans are considered US Citizens. Yet, these elected officials cared more about hiding the facts, placing a PR spin on it, and manufacturing information in order to securing their place in the next election than doing their civic duty.
Soon after the conversations leaked, Boricuas and independent Puerto Rican media (because as revealed by the leak, state media is mostly, if not entirely, taking money from the officials, which is another story), many members of the administration resigned and the governor began a series of manipulative damage control tactics that he and his father, a previous Governor himself have employed in the past to great success.
Ricardo Rosselló, Governor of Puerto Rico exploited people’s most basic and deeply-rooted traditions and beliefs and manipulated Latin belief in religion and Christianity to his benefit.Using history as a crutch, he keyed on the fact that Latino culture is susceptible to religious stunts and manipulation and he relied heavily on Puerto Rican history; pulling from their history as an island nation that was colonized by the Spanish in the name of Catholicism to the dismay of the Taino people and then not as egregiously converted to Protestantism when the US made it a commonwealth. Religion has been the one constant that has brought both pain and healing to the souls of those who’ve been deprived of liberty and education in many ways in Puerto Rico, and ever the scumbag, Rosselló honed in on it.
Reportedly, Rosselló ran to a church the day after this all blew up, to seek “forgiveness from the Almighty” and have the churchgoers pray for him, using that Christianity as a crutch and banking on the most deeply-rooted of Latin beliefs and ideals. Want me to make it more fucked up? It’s on good authority that the governor and his family have always professed the Catholic faith. Inside of the official home of the Governor, the equivalent of the White House for Puerto Rico’s governor, “La Fortaleza”, there is a chapel where he could’ve gone to “get right with God” and have his “come to Jesus” moment.
Instead, this “mamabicho” went to a Protestant church that streams their service online so everyone would see him “humiliating himself before God” in a last ditch effort to detract the angry mob that now wanted him to resign. Once again, he tried to manipulate his population with another PR stunt.
Puerto Ricans thankfully, saw right through it.
Rosselló would address Puerto Rico and it’s people as a whole on television saying he reaffirmed his commitment to see his job through and that he would not resign, but would instead “get rid of those that have wronged us” as if he had NO part in the damn thing, as if he didn’t say that stories about the Hurricane needed to be killed, that “crows needed to be fed corpses to keep them appeased”, as if he didn’t say that Ada Monzón (a respected meteorologist who went the extra mile and then some to keep us informed during and after Maria) should suck his dick. As if he didn’t sit there and say, along with his cronies, that they needed to make this whole Hurricane Maria situation work for them instead of against them. As if they didn’t laugh at the men, women, children, and elderly who suffered, got ill and perished under his watch. As if he didn’t let necessary and essential provisions go to waste for a fucking electoral vote. The motherfucker.
So that’s why they riot in Viejo San Juan right now. Because people had enough. People suffered enough. Enough people died. Enough manipulation happened. Because this hijueputa pushed it too damn far and worse? Found it funny. That’s why they march. To get their damn home back from the people in charge.
They took so much from these people, that they took the one thing they didn’t count on.
Their fear.
Totally forgot this was coming!!!! I can't wait!!!!
This is amazing! Sander Sides mixed with the egos is so cool! Wish Jack could do something like this! @saturnthewolfyt take a look at this!!
Chase: *claps* ugh, very good Seán, you finally learned how to lie to your community, I’m so proud.
Jack: t-thank you?
JBM: I knew something smelled fishy here
Henrik: I also smell it, I told Jack to wash that hoodie.
JBM: no.. It.. Yes, it does smell, but I was talking about Chase
Henrik: oh! You mean That he’s clearly -
Chase: *zips up henrik’s mouth*
Marvin: oh.. I know what’s going on here
Jack: I Don’t! What is happening here?
Marvin: you have to give us permission first.
JBM: there are some egos that you don’t physically know about. This ones possessed you many times before but you always black out and don’t remember anything. We didn’t want to worry you. But you’re the boss, Jack. If you want to know it, you have to be open and willing to know.
Marvin: in other words… Would you like to learn something new about yourself, Jack?
Jack: I don’t know…
Chase: *sarcastically* oh! I don’t know either, Jackieboy, you might not like what you see!
Jack: FINE! TELL ME!
Henrik: *unzips lips* ANTI!
Anti: *glitches and smirks while tapping knife on his face*
Jack: WHAT?! ANTI?
Anti: Anti? *giggles* never heard of him.
Marvin: ugh, I hate this guy and his scary knife and bloody neck
Anti: *chuckles* nice hair Marvin. Totally doesn’t make you look like a girl at all. And Henrik, great new outfit, even though your heheheh, promoting a bad message.
Henrik: oh what, did you accidentally spill a load of Catsup on your neck?
Anti: *frowns and eyes go black* NO!
Jack: HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT HIM UNTIL NOW?!
JBM: you black out every single time so you couldn’t have known.
Jack: but.. I thought I would remember that
Anti: oh would you, Sean? Tell me, do you remember Halloween 2016? March 2017? Oh.. How about August of 2017?
Henrik: actually the August one was me
Anti: oh yeah that was you, my bad.
Jack : how did I not notice him?
Marvin: if you truly don’t want to know something, he can keep our mouths shut.
Jack: what like your all just-
Anti: my puppets!
Marvin: *shivers* ugh, I hate that word
Jack: wait… WHERE THE HELL IS CHASE?!
Anti: oh don’t you see? I am Chase! Chase was never real in the first place! Just a facade that I made…
Jack: WHAT?
Henrik: he’s lying
Anti: no I am no- UGH! Why do I feel weak?
Chase: *pops up* that’s cause you are in a circle, Glitch!
Henrik: actually what Chase drew is a pentag-
Jack: CHASE! You’re back!
Chase: hey, buddy… You’re in my spot.
Anti: all according to plan *chuckles* this isn’t the end! See you soon *glitches out*
Chase: bye, glitch bitch.
I saw this and my mind went a million miles per hour saying how JJ’s not in control of his body and he is in/trapped in little puppet JJ and I just....
Its amazing and adoradle and I love it! ^w^
(Been meaning to draw puppet JJ and regular JJ together. Now the question is who is real puppet here?)
El pueblo unido pudo! Esto es solo el comienzo!
Head canon accepted!
Jackieboy man has dyslexia, that’s why he says he can’t read sometimes.
Last night wasn’t the best so I thought why not make yet another GIF set. It’s not my best but it cheered me up and I hope you find some benefit from it too, if you need it 💚
W͈͎̹̙̩̱͘ḩ̻̠̗̰͔̯ͅi͍te̢̲ e͇̼̤͢y̸e͖̰͚͖͇͉s̶̜̲̺̗͉̝ i̠̟n͙ t͈͍͓̹̞͈͓h͈̠̼͕͡e̷̪̩̥ ҉̙̥̺̹ͅd̜̩̼̩a̖̘̻̟̳͕̭ṛ̰ͅk͙̩̤̩̘n͕̱̪̠͠e̷̗̝̪s͟s̡̯̩̥ͅ ͕̤͈
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