Wait Guys Is The Dashboard Change Just A Special Temporary April Fools Thing? 🥺

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

Awww🥰 She must really like you! She doesn’t foam at the mouth for just anyone

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

I’m manifesting the energy of a sun for you

My fun schedule for tomorrow is

7:30-12:00 Camp counselor at Theater 1.

12:15 Televised interview at Theater 2 to discuss floodwater damage to a large portion of our costume collection.

1:00-5:30 Go to Theater 3 (across town) and be a camp counselor for a totally separate theater camp.

5:30—? Hopefully sleep let’s find out

“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

For no reason here is a library story

I don’t know what your talking about. Chain mail dance is very sexy

The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

Idk those condos seem like there gonna be super rad

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

Got em