Happy April Fools. Please Take This Egg

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

Gossip is such an utterly foreign concept to me. Imagine giving a shit about the activities of people who have fuck-all to do with you, and that you don't even like.

I hope it’s a trend, I love this

Is this a trend now? We got two bitchy middle-aged witches going around with their pet gay teenagers.

More of a tears gall on myself

blood is so cool

I am the goblin queen, and I support this message

goblin smoking some weed and thinking up three new genders and five different kinds of explosives

“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

Wiley coyote is such a blorbo tho

Like this lady gets it

my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.

CUTENESS AGGRESSION THE GIF

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

Operation Jet Set, the explosive cigar (twice)

I thought it would be badass to light my cigar off one of the lasers, died, and somehow thought it was the lasers, despite the autopsy saying “BOOBY TRAPPED CIGAR”. It took blowing up again to realize it was the cigar, and even then I thought “oh no someone’s trying to kill John Juniper”

what was your most embarrassing death in I Expect You To Die (any of the games) GO